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[apocalypsos]

Dear God,

If you could give me the ability to teleport through space and time so that I could make everybody happy, that'd be really nice.

*headdesk*

Sincerely,

The stressed-out little chick in the DHL station

EDIT: I just agreed to work on Saturday. Goodbye, sanity! Bon voyage! Don't forget to write! *waves*

OTHER EDIT: It doesn't help that "They're Coming To Take Me Away" just came on my Zen. Then again, what does it say about me that I have that song on my Zen in the first place?

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God rang me on the phone and said to tell you:

[startingblocks.livejournal.com]

"Psh... you'd just teleport to Hawaii. And then there's that whole idea of going back to the time of the Alamo with automatic weapons."

[cyprinella]

Next DHL package I send from work I'll totally attach some booze to.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Bwah. You read my mind. When the Town Crier asked me if I wanted to work tomorrow -- well, after I burst into a five-minute giggle fit (no, really, I rolled on the floor and everything) -- I asked, "And I will come in tomorrow to find a six-pack of Smirnoff Triple Black on my desk, right?"

Alas, the answer was no. *sigh*

[cyprinella]

They used to tell me the same thing about the Bookseller's Bottle of Scotch. *pouts*

Next package from the American Association of Museums. I promise. ;)

[gypsyjr.livejournal.com]

Goodbye, sanity! Bon voyage!

... you mean you're sane NOW? ;)

Anything I can do to cheer you up? *hugs* Hang in there!

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

What possesed you to do that girl?!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

The thought of what eight hours worth of time of half looks like in a paycheck. And it's not like it's really eight hours, I'm just getting paid for eight hours when I'll be working maybe six, and two of those will be sitting through some stupid meeting.

[loesaurus.livejournal.com]

Oh, that age-old dilemma - Sanity...or time and a half? Talk about the proverbial rock and a hard place!

[pie-is-good.livejournal.com]

I have that song on my Rio.

I played it for my friend who only listens to jazz and classical.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

If I could teleport through space and time, I'd be 'borrowing' books from libraries across the USA.

Pop in, grab some graphic novels, read them in thirty minutes and pop them back in

[ktmobile.livejournal.com]

OTHER EDIT: It doesn't help that "They're Coming To Take Me Away" just came on my Zen. Then again, what does it say about me that I have that song on my Zen in the first place?

It says you're one cool mutha fucka. :)