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[apocalypsos]

Dear God,

If you could give me the ability to teleport through space and time so that I could make everybody happy, that'd be really nice.

*headdesk*

Sincerely,

The stressed-out little chick in the DHL station

EDIT: I just agreed to work on Saturday. Goodbye, sanity! Bon voyage! Don't forget to write! *waves*

OTHER EDIT: It doesn't help that "They're Coming To Take Me Away" just came on my Zen. Then again, what does it say about me that I have that song on my Zen in the first place?

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God rang me on the phone and said to tell you:

[startingblocks.livejournal.com]

"Psh... you'd just teleport to Hawaii. And then there's that whole idea of going back to the time of the Alamo with automatic weapons."