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[apocalypsos]

Dear God,

If you could give me the ability to teleport through space and time so that I could make everybody happy, that'd be really nice.

*headdesk*

Sincerely,

The stressed-out little chick in the DHL station

EDIT: I just agreed to work on Saturday. Goodbye, sanity! Bon voyage! Don't forget to write! *waves*

OTHER EDIT: It doesn't help that "They're Coming To Take Me Away" just came on my Zen. Then again, what does it say about me that I have that song on my Zen in the first place?

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[cyprinella]

Next DHL package I send from work I'll totally attach some booze to.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Bwah. You read my mind. When the Town Crier asked me if I wanted to work tomorrow -- well, after I burst into a five-minute giggle fit (no, really, I rolled on the floor and everything) -- I asked, "And I will come in tomorrow to find a six-pack of Smirnoff Triple Black on my desk, right?"

Alas, the answer was no. *sigh*

[cyprinella]

They used to tell me the same thing about the Bookseller's Bottle of Scotch. *pouts*

Next package from the American Association of Museums. I promise. ;)