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Mar. 11th, 2005 08:34 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosAaaaaand now, because Apple Trailers apparently vomited up about a thousand new trailers in the past week, I bring you the highlights ...
The Bad News Bears -- Billy Bob Thornton being just as big of an asshole as he was in Bad Santa, in a movie with kids directed by the same guy who directed School of Rock. This could be really good.
Herbie: Fully Loaded -- The car has facial expressions. HELP ME.
A Scanner Darkly -- I like this way too much. (I was going to add "... for a Keanu Reeves movie," but I own at least four of those on DVD, so my argument died. Though he really shouldn't say, "Two hemispheres of my brain are competing?", 'cause that sets up jokes. :))
Lords of Dogtown -- 'Cause Heath Ledger is in it.
Kingdom of Heaven -- 'Cause Orlando Bloom is in it.
The Amityville Horror -- 'Cause Ryan Reynolds is in it (and his shirt isn't).
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy -- 'Cause Marvin's in it. ;) (And I already wanted my very own Hitchhiker's Guide, but this trailer makes me crave one with an unholy fiery passion.)
Zathura -- I suppose pointing out it's a sci-fi version of Jumanji is blatantly obvious to point out, but DUDE! A sci-fi version of Jumanji! And without Robin Williams!
And two featurettes on The Chronicles of Narnia, one about WETA and one about the director.
The Bad News Bears -- Billy Bob Thornton being just as big of an asshole as he was in Bad Santa, in a movie with kids directed by the same guy who directed School of Rock. This could be really good.
Herbie: Fully Loaded -- The car has facial expressions. HELP ME.
A Scanner Darkly -- I like this way too much. (I was going to add "... for a Keanu Reeves movie," but I own at least four of those on DVD, so my argument died. Though he really shouldn't say, "Two hemispheres of my brain are competing?", 'cause that sets up jokes. :))
Lords of Dogtown -- 'Cause Heath Ledger is in it.
Kingdom of Heaven -- 'Cause Orlando Bloom is in it.
The Amityville Horror -- 'Cause Ryan Reynolds is in it (and his shirt isn't).
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy -- 'Cause Marvin's in it. ;) (And I already wanted my very own Hitchhiker's Guide, but this trailer makes me crave one with an unholy fiery passion.)
Zathura -- I suppose pointing out it's a sci-fi version of Jumanji is blatantly obvious to point out, but DUDE! A sci-fi version of Jumanji! And without Robin Williams!
And two featurettes on The Chronicles of Narnia, one about WETA and one about the director.
