I want an armageddon, goddamn it.

[apocalypsos]

So the apocalypse has come, and we're all stuck in a fully-stocked bomb shelter. What next? Who's going nuts, who's dragging out the board games, who's making out with another LJ user in their bunk ... what?

Comments

[chilledglove.livejournal.com]

"who's making out with another LJ user in their bunk ..."

I wish I were!

[calliopes_pen]

I would probably be one of those dragging out the board games. Just to pass the time.

[ladysorka]

I'm hanging out in the bomb shelter library.

Probably naked. Who needs clothes? It's the end of the world!

[drewbeartx.livejournal.com]

I like the way you think, ma'am. Books and nakedness all the way!

[sabotabby]

Modelling the latest in gasmask fashions.

[patsyrant.livejournal.com]

Baggsies I get to be Lee Grant, as in "Airport 77". I want to wear a trashy black dress, put the moves on Gil Gerard while pissed as a fart, and yell lines at Christopher Lee like "Drink with me!!!"
I realise this means I'm unlikely to survive til the end of the scenario, but I've always been a believer in making a dramatic exit.

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

Getting absolutely and completely pissed out of my skull while I wait for the world to end.

[drewbeartx.livejournal.com]

Ever since 9/11, I've had an emergency duffle ready to go. I would just have to toss in clothes and medications and I'm good to go. Two decks of cards are already packed for all my entertainment needs. :-)

And I'd be doing something to keep from going nuts. Hopefully there'd be one of my more... flirtatious LJ friends in the bunker with me. ;-)

[octopedingenue]

By "fully stocked" you mean "lined with the entire archives of the Library of Congress", right?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

But, of course. How many could survive without books, after all? What would be the point? :)

[whitetower.livejournal.com]

I am setting up the turreted machine gun to take out all the bleeding, radiation-covered survivors trying to breach our shelter. Also, possibly, to stop zombies.

Hand grenades, anyone?

[dhaunea.livejournal.com]

... would you like to join the horde? I'm planning on taking over the world, once the dust has cleared. If there's a dentist around here someplace, I'm offering dental.

[akacat]

I'll be doing inventory. By that I mean calculating how long the chocolate supply will last, and long it will take me to read all the available books.

[beccak1961.livejournal.com]

I want to go fight the zombies, but lacking zombies I guess UNO would be second choice.

[dhaunea.livejournal.com]

I am making plans to take over once the dust has settled - starting right here in the bunker with y'all.

Who wants to be an evil minion?

If I can find a dentist who has survived, I'll offer a kickass dental plan....

[beccak1961.livejournal.com]

I've read all about being an evil minion here:

fiend (http://www.supermegatopia.com/crushed/comics/fiend-ish/week-01.htm)

So I want a good dental plan and a leather uniform.

[silly-dan.livejournal.com]

In the library, teaching myself how to brew beer and distill whisky. The post apocalyptic world of the future has no need for my physics and computing skills, but I'm pretty sure it needs booze.

Prithee!

[neadods.livejournal.com]

"Teaching yourself?" *sniffs disdainfully* Us rennies already know how to cook over fire, brew, spin, weave, and make soap from scratch. Mind you, we'll also be trying to convince the rest of the survivors to make "Basic Faire Accent" the new national language of survivors.

However, since I'm also a geek the rest of my life, I'm booting up my computer and trying to make contact with the computer geeks in the other shelters. And making sure that not all the good books are checked out of the library.

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

I'm in the corner madly spinning yarn so we can all have warm clothing for the nuclear winter, and watching the kids.

[beccak1961.livejournal.com]

Clothes? Wouldn't this be the opportunity to go "back to nature?" I guess though, if it got really cold, clothes would be good lol

[budclare.livejournal.com]

Lots of fanfic would be written, much of it drunkenly. It'd be the slumber party that never ends, but with round-robins.

I'm a little bit scared of that thought, actually.

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

I'll be in the library, trying to figure out how to create all the medicines we're going to need to stay marginally healthy. Dibs on the popcorn.

Also, I want a flamethrower to use on the zombies.

[flame-of-death.livejournal.com]

I'd probably be the one making out on the bunk or cowering under the mattresses. I'll make cheesecake!

[ex-zombieham605.livejournal.com]

...your icon makes me think it'll be people-cake. And you'll make it one limb at a time.

[randomblade.livejournal.com]

I'm loungeing outside my fortified bunk bed with a hidden stash of food and a less hidden stash of things to Sawyer with, eyeing up the available breeding stock.

[idadebeautreux.livejournal.com]

Playing strip Munchkin or getting drunk and pole dancing.

[franticgoddess.livejournal.com]

Contemplating which survivors would impregnate me with the best looking and smartest kids.

Because, let's face it. I'm an 18 year old college student, at this point in my life, that's probabally what I'm best used for :D

(despite being the biggest virgin in the world.)

Also, figuring out which other survivors have which movies memorized, so we may all enact them when boredom ensues.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

I'm the one showing transparencies of naughty furry pron on the ceiling

[dragonwhishes.livejournal.com]

I would be the kid who was clinging to the nearest person, whilst in the library.

[dragonsinger.livejournal.com]

You worry me with all this Armaggedon talk. ;) But I'd probably be the one organizing a game of Charades.

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

I'm sneaking outside. Who the hell wants to sit in a bomb shelter while the world ends, anyway?

Who's with me? *brandishes lawn chair and binoculars*

[boozinjoebubala.livejournal.com]

i will kill all of you and take your food and board games.