I want an armageddon, goddamn it.

[apocalypsos]

So the apocalypse has come, and we're all stuck in a fully-stocked bomb shelter. What next? Who's going nuts, who's dragging out the board games, who's making out with another LJ user in their bunk ... what?

Comments

[chilledglove.livejournal.com]

"who's making out with another LJ user in their bunk ..."

I wish I were!

[calliopes_pen]

I would probably be one of those dragging out the board games. Just to pass the time.

[ladysorka]

I'm hanging out in the bomb shelter library.

Probably naked. Who needs clothes? It's the end of the world!

[sabotabby]

Modelling the latest in gasmask fashions.

[patsyrant.livejournal.com]

Baggsies I get to be Lee Grant, as in "Airport 77". I want to wear a trashy black dress, put the moves on Gil Gerard while pissed as a fart, and yell lines at Christopher Lee like "Drink with me!!!"
I realise this means I'm unlikely to survive til the end of the scenario, but I've always been a believer in making a dramatic exit.

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

Getting absolutely and completely pissed out of my skull while I wait for the world to end.

[drewbeartx.livejournal.com]

Ever since 9/11, I've had an emergency duffle ready to go. I would just have to toss in clothes and medications and I'm good to go. Two decks of cards are already packed for all my entertainment needs. :-)

And I'd be doing something to keep from going nuts. Hopefully there'd be one of my more... flirtatious LJ friends in the bunker with me. ;-)

[drewbeartx.livejournal.com]

I like the way you think, ma'am. Books and nakedness all the way!

[octopedingenue]

By "fully stocked" you mean "lined with the entire archives of the Library of Congress", right?

[whitetower.livejournal.com]

I am setting up the turreted machine gun to take out all the bleeding, radiation-covered survivors trying to breach our shelter. Also, possibly, to stop zombies.

Hand grenades, anyone?

[akacat]

I'll be doing inventory. By that I mean calculating how long the chocolate supply will last, and long it will take me to read all the available books.

[beccak1961.livejournal.com]

I want to go fight the zombies, but lacking zombies I guess UNO would be second choice.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

But, of course. How many could survive without books, after all? What would be the point? :)

[sifaka.livejournal.com]

who gets to be the guy whose glasses break at the end of the twilight zone episode?

[dhaunea.livejournal.com]

I am making plans to take over once the dust has settled - starting right here in the bunker with y'all.

Who wants to be an evil minion?

If I can find a dentist who has survived, I'll offer a kickass dental plan....

[matildarose.livejournal.com]

Make sure you've got an extra pair of glasses packed too.



*points if anyone gets the reference*

[matildarose.livejournal.com]

Wow. We must share a braincell.

[octopedingenue]

Fully stocked with the entire archives of the Library of Congress and with an optometrist!

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

That would be me, I'm sure.

Actually, they'd probably be broken at the start, but then everyone would kill me because I would whine. And probably I would have glass in my eye. Just because.

[beccak1961.livejournal.com]

I've read all about being an evil minion here:

fiend (http://www.supermegatopia.com/crushed/comics/fiend-ish/week-01.htm)

So I want a good dental plan and a leather uniform.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

That episode was the scariest one EVER.

[dhaunea.livejournal.com]

Check and check. Plus, as first volunteer, you get to command one half of my hordes. As a command-level minion, you also get medical.

[silly-dan.livejournal.com]

In the library, teaching myself how to brew beer and distill whisky. The post apocalyptic world of the future has no need for my physics and computing skills, but I'm pretty sure it needs booze.

[dhaunea.livejournal.com]

... would you like to join the horde? I'm planning on taking over the world, once the dust has cleared. If there's a dentist around here someplace, I'm offering dental.

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

I'm in the corner madly spinning yarn so we can all have warm clothing for the nuclear winter, and watching the kids.