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Okay, look, I don't know much about mixing drinks or being a bartender. So, you know, if you want anything, just ask the waitress. Kiffany's the shit. She can get you anything, you name it.

And the bar is fully stocked with --

*opens bar, finds it empty*

... the fuck? Mason! *stomps off to kick a little ass*

(OOC: I'm going to be in and out of the party today, what with work, so no blowing up the bar. Well, unless that amuses you. ;P)

Date: 2005-05-05 03:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hereticorp.livejournal.com
You from outer space or something? Or were you some kind of latchkey kid?

Date: 2005-05-05 03:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] catystorm.livejournal.com
I'm not... from around here.

Date: 2005-05-05 03:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hereticorp.livejournal.com
Well I got that much.

*Pulls out a cell* Ever seen one of these? It can take a picture you can send back to your family to show them all the strange places you visited.

*Click*

Date: 2005-05-05 03:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] catystorm.livejournal.com
*blinks*

That looks quite like a telephone, but it's way too small and why did it just flash like a camera? o_O

*definitely needs a drink now*

Date: 2005-05-05 03:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hereticorp.livejournal.com
Because it's all kinds of things all in one little package. Cell phone, GPS, PDA, Camera, Internet, Wireless, Bluetooth, this thing's got everything. And it'd better, it cost enough.

*Punches buttons*

Date: 2005-05-05 03:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] catystorm.livejournal.com
How does it work, though, if it's not connected to anything? The power has to come from somewhere.

Winry would love this place. >.>

Date: 2005-05-05 04:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hereticorp.livejournal.com
You've never seen a battery? Little thing that stores energy? Everything uses them nowadays, Lith-Ion, AA, AAA... You've really never seen a battery?

Date: 2005-05-05 04:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] catystorm.livejournal.com
I've heard of batteries, yes, but... they would have to be incredibly small to power something that small.

Date: 2005-05-05 04:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hereticorp.livejournal.com
Yeah, just let me finish this...

*Pulls off the back cover* See? That little block. Gets me 12 hours of talk time, great invention.

Date: 2005-05-05 04:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] catystorm.livejournal.com
Wow, that's... incredible. *makes a note to procure one of those to give to Winry*

Date: 2005-05-05 04:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hereticorp.livejournal.com
There's a place right around the corner if you want to pick one up before you head back to wherever you're from, you'll need money though.

Date: 2005-05-05 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luckycat-r.livejournal.com
*walks over*

A camera?! No kidding?!

Date: 2005-05-05 05:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hereticorp.livejournal.com
Yeah, real easy to take sneaky pictures of people too. Helps a lot in my work.

I'm Harlan Judd, nice to meet you.

Date: 2005-05-05 05:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luckycat-r.livejournal.com
Nice to meet you as well!

I'm Lt. Colonel Maes Hughes. Say, you wouldn't happen to know where I could find one of those for myself, would you? I have a couple of conspiracies to uncover projects in my work that would put that thing to some good use!

Date: 2005-05-05 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hereticorp.livejournal.com
Like I told the little guy here, there's a shop around the corner that you can hit if you're in the market for a phone. Hope you've got some cash though, they're a little expensive if you want the full monty.

Conspiracies? Sounds like something I'd be helpful with, or at least my firm would be. Judd Risk Management, best private investigators in the greater LA area. *Hands over a card*

Date: 2005-05-05 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luckycat-r.livejournal.com
*takes card... scritches chin thoughtfully*

Hmm... I see...

The only thing is... I can't get this traced back to me. It involves the higher-ups in the military and it would be in my best interest to remain anonymous if I were to have someone look into it.

Date: 2005-05-05 05:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hereticorp.livejournal.com
Don't worry, we're completely discrete. And for a nominal fee, we can get you one of these camera phones without anyone knowing who purchased it, or why.

Does that work for you?

Which military are we talking about here? United States? Russian? Someone else?

Date: 2005-05-05 05:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luckycat-r.livejournal.com
Uh... no... it's Amestris military... Where are all of those other places? *never heard of them at all*

Date: 2005-05-05 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hereticorp.livejournal.com
Wow... You guys are really not from around here are you? Guess we've got a whole inter-dimensional cafe thing going on.

I have to call Leslie and tell her about this, she'll love it.

Date: 2005-05-05 05:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luckycat-r.livejournal.com
*stares blankly* But... I've only had one drink... It's a bit early for this.

*shakes it off*

There's a phone behind the bar.

Date: 2005-05-05 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hereticorp.livejournal.com
No problem, I've got my own remember? *Pulls out his Cell and hits the #1 Speed Dial*

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Date: 2005-05-05 05:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luckycat-r.livejournal.com
AND THIS IS MY ADORABLE DAUGHTER, ALICIA!

Image

Isn't she a wonderful angel? She just turned 4!

Date: 2005-05-05 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hereticorp.livejournal.com
Very... Charming, I'm sure.

I've never had kids, never really was interested in them.

Date: 2005-05-05 05:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luckycat-r.livejournal.com
Awww... you should. They're absolutely wonderful!

Date: 2005-05-05 05:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hereticorp.livejournal.com
Whatever you say, I like my job and my toys way too much to give them up for some squalling infant who will probably tell me I'm a horrible parent and then leave me in a cheap nursing home when I'm 80.

But you know, if you want to go that direction, that's all up to you.

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