And let the costume party commence ...

[apocalypsos]

Okay, look, I don't know much about mixing drinks or being a bartender. So, you know, if you want anything, just ask the waitress. Kiffany's the shit. She can get you anything, you name it.

And the bar is fully stocked with --

*opens bar, finds it empty*

... the fuck? Mason! *stomps off to kick a little ass*

(OOC: I'm going to be in and out of the party today, what with work, so no blowing up the bar. Well, unless that amuses you. ;P)

Comments

[erinlin.livejournal.com]

Water would be fine.

Oh, hell, make it a Scotch.

[elessar.livejournal.com]

I could use something pretty strong, I just found out my son's actually still alive and trying to kill me.

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

What's with the shiny black armor over there? You could blind a guy in broad daylight.

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

*drags in and glances around*

Wow, this place is empty.

[foxxydancr.livejournal.com]

well, it's early still. I never start drinking before noon...


but I spose I could make an exception.

[fortuna-juvat.livejournal.com]

*hovers around the edge of the party, peering at everyone through the video camera*

We'll see what comes of this...

*rummages around behind the bar, comes back with a bottle of bad champagne*

Eh, it'll do.

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

*pokes at strange thing in your hand*

What is that?

[franticgoddess.livejournal.com]

Whiskey, please. Unless you happen to have any Chateau Peraguey.

[oneman_onevote]

A glass of water would be pleasant, please. That battle was rather more intense than my usual assignments.

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

Battle?

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Can I get a Bud Light? I need to keep a clear head.

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

Sobriety is given more credit than it deserves.

[hereticorp.livejournal.com]

*Walks in and glances around*

Could I get a brandy? Straight up. Thanks.

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

Hi. Do you need a temp waitress? Kadie's is closed for repairs. Marv and Dwight beat up a whole bunch of people.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

You'd probably have to talk to Kiffany about that. Are you, uh, gonna wave that thing at everybody? 'Cause I was kinda hoping for a night off. *eyes knife warily*

[dawning-star.livejournal.com]

This is a strange place. The trees here do not speak to me or remember the Elves.

[ooc: Work/school related hiatus likely]

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

Trees talking, now that's a new one. Can't say I've ever heard them talking to me. Dolphins, now, those are a different story. Amazing liars, dolphins.

[storydivagirl.livejournal.com]

But I can still dance on the bar ala Coyote Ugly, right? Otherwise what am I doing here on Cinco De Mayo!

[digitalmeowmix2.livejournal.com]

i danced once, thought i had forgotten, but it flowed like water, like my namesake

[divabat.livejournal.com]

*flaps wings*

SQUEAK SQUEAK SCREE!

*flies around*

((should really be either sleeping or working. :P))

[yueni]

*spies flying thing, runs after*

MRRRRRRR?

*attempts a pounce*

[mayatawi.livejournal.com]

Got any Weisbrau? I mainlined my last few bottles during that whole Magog larvae debacle... thingy.

Yeah, don't ask.

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm going to because I don't have any clue what you're talking about. >.>

[shelley_winters]

Brains?

Erm. A-anything containing tequila?

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

What's a tequila?

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

*pokes his head inside with a clank and peers around*

Brother? Where are you?

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

*waves* Over here, Al!

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

Is the rum is gone? Why is the rum gone?

[hereticorp.livejournal.com]

Some guy named Mason drank it all, at least that's what the blonde girl said... Where'd she go anyway?

[luckycat-r.livejournal.com]

*walks in... looks around*

Am I late?!

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

Colonel, shh! You're gonna scare them!

*dutifully stands watch at a corner of the bartop while a pair of kittens investigate a saucer of milk*

[castalidragon.livejournal.com]

*walks in grumbling* Where did everyone go? If I find that runt out here again...

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

WHO'S SO SMALL HE CAN'T EVEN BE SEEN WHEN SOMEONE WALKS INTO A ROOM?!?!

[boozinjoebubala.livejournal.com]

well, I'll be goddammed... shitkicker heaven...
bartender... gimme a shot of whatever donkey piss you're shoving down these cocksucker's throats...

that's... uhm... a quote from a movie... heh heh

[luckycat-r.livejournal.com]

Hey... where did the little blond kid go that we were supposed to watch over? *plays with rum bottle* We can't let him go around unprotected...

Imagine the paperwork... *drinks rum with more purpose than Roy*

[hereticorp.livejournal.com]

*Points* Hey man, he's under the table over there. He barely even has to bend over...

*Tosses a couple of boxes* You wanted camera phones, enjoy. Courtesy of JRM.

[arks.livejournal.com]

Wow! Everything's so different! Oh goodness! *zooms out of the way of various large people*

Um, do you have any nectar? I'm a little hungry, I think.

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

*squints*

you're too little, or you're too far away. Or maybe I'm too close again.

i don't have nectar. I have bumblebees.

*slinks into the corner as herself, very quietly*

[azurelunatic]

Bartender? An Irish Cream with chocolate milk, heavy on the chocolate milk, please....

[miladygrey.livejournal.com]

A glass of white wine, please. And don't tell my teacher I'm skipping out on lessons? He gets quite displeased if he finds out I'm not rehearsing.

Pssssst, Raoul?

[wofl-iron.livejournal.com]

*looks up from her drink* Who are you?

[wofl-iron.livejournal.com]

*stomps in, wrench in hand*

I need a drink...don't care what. As long as it's strong.

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

*peeks over the bar again* ...Winry..?!

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

*glances around* Wow, this place died.

[castalidragon.livejournal.com]

*staggers over* Where the 'ell is all th' booze...?