And let the costume party commence ...

[apocalypsos]

Okay, look, I don't know much about mixing drinks or being a bartender. So, you know, if you want anything, just ask the waitress. Kiffany's the shit. She can get you anything, you name it.

And the bar is fully stocked with --

*opens bar, finds it empty*

... the fuck? Mason! *stomps off to kick a little ass*

(OOC: I'm going to be in and out of the party today, what with work, so no blowing up the bar. Well, unless that amuses you. ;P)

Comments

[castalidragon.livejournal.com]

YOU INSIGNIFICANT SPECK! I'll fry you!

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

Like you can AIM in your condition, old man!

[castalidragon.livejournal.com]

YOU! *snaps--and blows up a bottle next to Ed* Dammit!

[luckycat-r.livejournal.com]

*picks up Roy*

*Throws him at Ed*

DIE!

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

Holy FUCKING SHIT! *dives under a table*

[luckycat-r.livejournal.com]

Dammit... why does he move so fast?

ROY! YOU WEREN'T FAST ENOUGH!

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

Because I've had one drink, I haven't cleaned out the place, you old windbag!

[luckycat-r.livejournal.com]

DAMMIT, ROY! He's STILL alive!

You were supposed to hit the TABLE. Not the CHAIR. And get up, you preteen wannabe! Our honor is at stake here!

*Proceeds to pull out more knives*

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

Aren't you supposed to be protecting us, chuusa?

[luckycat-r.livejournal.com]

My daughter comes first, you shrimp!

*pokes Roy*

I think I killed him... O_o

[castalidragon.livejournal.com]

The DEVIL won't save you from me now, Fullmetal. *growl*

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

Again, bring it, old man. I'd like to see you try, in your condition.

You won't even remember this tomorrow!

[luckycat-r.livejournal.com]

Oh COME ON...

Roy gets more irritated if you say he looks like a little kid.

Which, I'm not going to give my opinion on the matter, but...

I'm just going to stand here and watch him kill you.

[castalidragon.livejournal.com]

We'll see. *glare* Just shut up and sit DOWN! *snaps and starts a fireburst flaring towards ed--nothing like anger to help you focus!*

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

*dodges behind Hughes*

[castalidragon.livejournal.com]

Heh, old? Young? Both of you shut up! *snap-flash!*

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

*uses Hughes as a human shield, then dives for cover behind the bar*

[castalidragon.livejournal.com]

Ha! Now I'll really fry you! *apparently too drunk to realize the situation properly... >.>;*

[luckycat-r.livejournal.com]

*Grabs Roy from behind. Pulls his arms behind his back*

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?!

Remember what I said about people not being fast enough to run away from a fire in this place?!

DO YOU WANT TO TEST THE THEORY?!

[castalidragon.livejournal.com]

*lands on a chair and breaks it* nngh... *OW* *lies there*

[luckycat-r.livejournal.com]

*walks up slowly*

*pokes him*

Hey, are you still among the living?

[castalidragon.livejournal.com]

D-dammit Maes... shut up! *gets to his feet (slowly) and GLARES*

[luckycat-r.livejournal.com]

...

I'm sorry

[castalidragon.livejournal.com]

Move. I'm going to kill him...

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

If you don't manage to set yourself on fire first!