And let the costume party commence ...

[apocalypsos]

Okay, look, I don't know much about mixing drinks or being a bartender. So, you know, if you want anything, just ask the waitress. Kiffany's the shit. She can get you anything, you name it.

And the bar is fully stocked with --

*opens bar, finds it empty*

... the fuck? Mason! *stomps off to kick a little ass*

(OOC: I'm going to be in and out of the party today, what with work, so no blowing up the bar. Well, unless that amuses you. ;P)

Comments

[luckycat-r.livejournal.com]

YO! ROY! GLAD YOU COULD COME! WHAT'S GOING ON?

Have you seen my latest picture of Alicia?!




Isn't she a wonderful angel? She just turned 4!

[castalidragon.livejournal.com]

*twitch twitch* ...I'm surprised to see you here, Lieutenant Colonel. Shouldn't you be working...?

[luckycat-r.livejournal.com]

Nope! Got the day off for once!

*looks around* Nice place, huh? Are you looking for a nice lady to talk to? You really should be looking into that, Roy. You're not getting any younger!

[castalidragon.livejournal.com]

*twitch... forced grin* Really... *slides hand into pocket* I'll keep your words in mind.

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

He's not on the other end of the phone now, you know. ^_^

[luckycat-r.livejournal.com]

You should... it'd be really embarassing if I had to stand up with a walker as your best man. Or in a wheelchair for that matter.

[castalidragon.livejournal.com]

Lieutenant Colonel... I wonder how fast a person has to run to escape a fire?

[luckycat-r.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure, Flame Alchemist. However, I can't really get any information on it as it would put my men in danger, but if there's a building on fire or something, I'll try to take notes.

[luckycat-r.livejournal.com]

And this would be a prime place FOR a disaster, no? What with all this alcohol, there wouldn't be a fast enough runner in the WORLD.

[castalidragon.livejournal.com]

Afraid of a little challenge? *smirk*

[luckycat-r.livejournal.com]

Nope. Just flying glass. And afraid for the lives of others, I suppose...

Not everyone's seen my photos yet!

Take a few... pass them around.

[castalidragon.livejournal.com]

See that you do. *pointed look* In the meantime, don't you think it's a little careless to let these two go wherever they please with no word to me?

[luckycat-r.livejournal.com]

Hmm... I thought I told you!

Ah, no matter... they only just got here!

[castalidragon.livejournal.com]

*holding the pictures with a flat expression* I really don't want to have to report this.

[luckycat-r.livejournal.com]

I don't want you to, either!

It would look really bad on your records if a report came through that your underaged subordinates were out and about without you knowing. And into a BAR for that matter!

[castalidragon.livejournal.com]

Exactly. I don't want to report this.

[luckycat-r.livejournal.com]

Ah! Gotcha!

Report? Report what?

[castalidragon.livejournal.com]

Thank you. The last thing I need is to have to explain how the Fullmetal Bean wet himself from abusing alcohol.

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

WHO'S SO --aw, fuck it.

*wings bottle at Roy*

[castalidragon.livejournal.com]

*pulls his hand out of his pocket to explode the bottle midair* I was wondering when you'd catch on.

[luckycat-r.livejournal.com]

NOT HERE! EVERYTHING WOULD EXPLODE, DAMMIT!

[luckycat-r.livejournal.com]

*scratches head*

Yeah... and it wouldn't take much for him to be abusive... I'd say with his body mass... it'd take half a drink to get him plastered.

*sigh* The things we go through in the military.

*kicks back* *Drinks shot*

[castalidragon.livejournal.com]

I guess you've got a point. Toss me some of that.

[luckycat-r.livejournal.com]

*passes him a bottle and a glass*

Here, take it. In this croud, you'll need it...

I've been talking to this guy about "cellphones."

Weirdest damn machines I've ever seen... I think he was pulling my leg about half of the stuff it could do.

Hmph... "speed dial."

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

I'll have you know it took four beers the last time! I think it was four. I lost count after that. And that weird drink that smelled odd.