And let the costume party commence ...

[apocalypsos]

Okay, look, I don't know much about mixing drinks or being a bartender. So, you know, if you want anything, just ask the waitress. Kiffany's the shit. She can get you anything, you name it.

And the bar is fully stocked with --

*opens bar, finds it empty*

... the fuck? Mason! *stomps off to kick a little ass*

(OOC: I'm going to be in and out of the party today, what with work, so no blowing up the bar. Well, unless that amuses you. ;P)

Comments

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

*grins slyly* You have no idea.

[hereticorp.livejournal.com]

I guess it would work better if you put the girl ON the wheel... Not that I would have any idea about that, my office is made of glass, so I can't really explore.

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

*shakes head* Wouldn't work. It'd muck up the bearings something terrible. Hold's better; more privacy. Don't have to worry about tipping over, either.

[hereticorp.livejournal.com]

*Imagines the wheel turning with a girl on top*

*Shudders*

Oh yes, that could be bad indeed.

*Looks around behind the bar...* Hey, buddy, Mason missed a bottle. *Tosses the Rum over*

Enjoy.

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

That I will, no worries about that.

*uncorks, drinks half it in one go* Ahhhh. Thanks, love.

[hereticorp.livejournal.com]

No problem, check out the blonde girl over there, she's looking like she'd love to talk...

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

Oh? Which one? There's one there, one there...

[hereticorp.livejournal.com]

The one that went off to kick Mason's ass, she seems like your type.

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

That one? George? Funny name for a girl. Good bit better than Weatherby, though. 'Course that's a name for a boy, but so's George.

[hereticorp.livejournal.com]

Is that her name? Probably short for Georgia, which is most surely a girl's name.

She did seem like a bit of a tomboy though.

Weatherby is a name for a meteorologist, Weatherby Goode, or something silly like that.

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

I think that's it, though I've never met her. I think someone shouted it over there.

Weatherby Swann, actually. Bluebloods wouldn't know a good name if it was tattooed on their arse.

[hereticorp.livejournal.com]

Weatherby Swann... Sounds like someone's been using a catapult to fling birds around to me.

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

Can't say I've seen anyone do that. Livestock's pretty common, though. Snakes, too, over near the Orient.

[hereticorp.livejournal.com]

Interesting... I wonder if I could use that somehow...

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

Most likely. Just make sure you stay away from the end that bites.

[hereticorp.livejournal.com]

I was thinking more of the larger livestock, cows or something. Could be an interesting tactic to rattle someone into doing something stupid.

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

Best keep your face covered; the ones I saw had the Plague on them. Splattered open when they hit the ground, too. Nasty stuff, but one of the best ways to empty out an enemy's city.

Ah, you don't need anything that grand to make people do something stupid. Trust me. A few good words at the right time's all you need.

[hereticorp.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but sometimes you can't get to them to talk. Throwing livestock over the fence might be a good alternative.

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

That it would be. Plunder tends to work too. *tosses away bottle* Buying someone a drink works often enough.

[hereticorp.livejournal.com]

Or just throwing the bottle at them.

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

Oh? You wanted it? Wouldn't have thrown it away if I'd known you did.

[hereticorp.livejournal.com]

Nah, I was thinking about the full bottle I tossed at the military man earlier.

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

Ah. Never mind, then.

*wanders away*