apocalypsos | Oh, God, did I LOVE this episode!

Susan: *snerk* I'm really getting tired of Sophie's antics, but she had a point about Morty's ring. Dude, sell that one and get the woman a new ring. Sheesh. And were none of you going to help Morty (whose doctor told him not to drink) with the luggage? Spoiled brats, the lot of you.

And Susan, you had to send a private investigator after Mike? Dude, he told you this stuff in a letter and you tossed it. I do feel sorry for you, though. That was the story you chose not to listen to, and it totally exonerates him. *shakes head*

Gabrielle: Oh, Carlos. Blaming your dead mother? I mean, it's a good excuse, but you ASS. Oh, yeah, you're going to make a wonderful father. *gags* And when the fuck is your stupid ass going to jail? Again, sheesh.

It's sad, really, that the most mature person in this entire mess is Gabrielle. Considering she keeps telling everyone (and seriously, she's not Gabrielle unless she makes some mention of abortion, writers), she's being awfully responsible. And I can understand why John's upset, although ... dirt bike? You have your own apartment and you went out and bought a dirt bike? Er, yeah. Maybe child support is not something you should be worrying about. Not living off Ramen so you can ride around on a dirt bike might be a start. Call me crazy, but still.

And HOLY SHIT. That bit about Carlos being able to provide for the baby was officially the most grown-up thing Gabrielle has ever said. EVER. Pregnant!Gabby is so much more sympathetic and fun than NotPregnant!Gabby was. And the scary thing is, she really does seem to give a shit about the kid. I mean, maybe it's just the hormones, but still. Wow.

Although, HEE. Yeah, Gabrielle, wear that tube top while you can.

Bree: Oh, Bree. First off, arguing that people will talk if they go on a trip is just asking for karma to bite you on the ass. I'm not surprised in the least that Edie saw you right after that. But really, Rex, what is wrong with you? You fought so hard to get Bree back only to turn around and treat her like this? No wonder she's turning to George.

And I agree with the TWoP recapper. Rex is a doctor, for crying out loud. Shouldn't he know that the drugs he's taking are the wrong ones?

AWWW. Bree's knitting Gabby's baby a blanket! That's something my mom does! *cuddles her*

Lynette: Lynette, that thing about not owning anything clean and sexy is bullshit. You wear dresses like that to go drinking with buddies or to visit your husband's skank at work. You're telling me you couldn't have taken a quickie shower and changed before Tom came home? Also, I can't begin to describe how much I could have lived without that image of you in the vinyl maid's outfit. ICK. *scrubs eyeballs with Brillo*

But I did feel sorry for her when she was crying ... well, at least until she wiped her eye with her middle finger.

BWAH: I can't decide whether I liked Tom in the Speedo or not. He didn't look perfect, but he did look pretty good considering.

Mike: What the hell are you doing?

Paul and Zach: I knew the second Paul handed him the cup of cocoa that it was drugged. GYAH. Zach can be a little weird sometimes, but between Paul and Dierdre, nature and nurture both fucked him over. (Yet another point with which I agree with the TWoP recapper.)

Edie: You know, I can remember at the beginning of the series when Edie used to bug me, and now I love her. She's starting to sound like the only other person on the block aside from Julie and Felicia with any brains.

Felicia:

AWESOMEAWESOMEAWESOME.

That scene with her and Paul? My jaw was hanging open the entire freaking time. Just ... WOW. She's like some sort of superhero.

Next week looks like it's going to be freaking INCREDIBLE. *flails*