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apocalypsosYuck. It's gross outside, but Apple Trailers has new previews up, so yay! :)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory -- It's newer, longer, and at least lets each of the kids have an introduction, but it wins just because Veruca says, "Daddy, I want another pony." Hee!
Stealth -- Okay, that trailer looks so bad, I feel sorry for Jessica Biel. Now, that's bad. ("Johnny5 Airplane Pilot is alive!")
Happy Endings -- Okay, I was perfectly fine until Maggie Gyllenhaal was making out with Tom Arnold, and then it became a horror movie.
April's Shower -- This could either be really cool or really sappy.
Cry Wolf -- Just what the world needs ... a horror movie sponsored by AOL.
The Devil's Rejects -- Rob Zombie, STOP MAKING MOVIES. Urgh. (And the sad thing is that apparently the killers from House of 1000 Corpses are the victims in this one, which is an interesting concept if you ignore the fact that that movie sucked and this one's pretty much guaranteed to.)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory -- It's newer, longer, and at least lets each of the kids have an introduction, but it wins just because Veruca says, "Daddy, I want another pony." Hee!
Stealth -- Okay, that trailer looks so bad, I feel sorry for Jessica Biel. Now, that's bad. ("Johnny
Happy Endings -- Okay, I was perfectly fine until Maggie Gyllenhaal was making out with Tom Arnold, and then it became a horror movie.
April's Shower -- This could either be really cool or really sappy.
Cry Wolf -- Just what the world needs ... a horror movie sponsored by AOL.
The Devil's Rejects -- Rob Zombie, STOP MAKING MOVIES. Urgh. (And the sad thing is that apparently the killers from House of 1000 Corpses are the victims in this one, which is an interesting concept if you ignore the fact that that movie sucked and this one's pretty much guaranteed to.)
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Date: 2005-06-02 09:49 pm (UTC)-blue