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[apocalypsos]

So this is Tom DeLay's mugshot.

Did somebody lie and tell him that they were taking his picture because he just won the Powerball? Oh, that's just mean.

Comments

[cyprinella]

He looks too happy. Why couldn't they have picked him up on some bender like a good crooked politician?

[timba.livejournal.com]

Does he have pink eye or somethin? His right eye looks infected.

...I'm weird.

[hemlock-martini.livejournal.com]

He heard there was pie!

[overloved.livejournal.com]

That is the mugshot of a rich white man who knows that nothing bad will ever actually happen to him.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Ah, that's why that expression is so familiar to me. *nods in understanding*

[mike-smith.livejournal.com]

I think it's a smart move on his part. Even if he's totally innocent, a bad mug shot picture would haunt his political career for years to come. Instead, he's all happy and clean-shaven, the quintessential portrait of a perfectly upstanding public servant. Clearly, DeLay not only knew about thesmokinggun.com, but he was prepared for them.

Really, what I'm wondering now is why Dick Cheney always looks so surly or depressed all the time. Hey, if Tom DeLay can look that chipper while being booked, you'd think Cheney could lighten up a little. Maybe it's his knees.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

That's true. Of course, the problem is that it's a mugshot, and I don't know about anybody else, but I think I'd rather the happy medium of a corrupt politician who looks as if he might realize he's in trouble. The smile and the happy expression is kind of the opposite of getting your mugshot after being dragged out of a gay bar after drinking five bottles of JD and starting a fight with twenty bikers, and looking it. He shouldn't look perky, regardless of his job ... he's getting booked, for Pete's sake. I mean, it'd probably be better if he'd made a nice neutral expression like they have you make when you take a passport photo. ('Cause really, can't you already see the mockage on the Daily Show coming? ;))

And Cheney will never lighten up. He's like your grumbly great-uncle, except that he doesn't send you twelve bucks on your birthday.

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

I have this mental image of Jon Stewrt, Stephen Colbert and Samantha Bee gathering around a TV when the mugshot was shown and cracking the hell up.

[sabra-n.livejournal.com]

I'm wondering how he got such nice lighting. Usually mug shots are the product of one-bulb setups that make you look like a waxy zombie.

-blue

[99catsaway.livejournal.com]

LOL, I call [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]!!

[myniamh.livejournal.com]

Is it really his mug shot?
It looks like they got it from a how to vote poster.