Back from work ...
Sep. 23rd, 2003 09:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosToday I wore a T-shirt to work that said, "Sometimes I just want to put on a bunny costume and scream." And yet no one took it as a cry for help. Interesting.
I've got to admit, though, after all the bitching, moaning, whining, and snarking I do here, is anybody else as surprised as I am that I have a pleasant fucking "phone voice"? (Okay, have taken a second look at that last sentence, and the first person to mention 1-900 numbers gets trouted upside the head.) I've also noticed that the later it gets, the more I start to sound like a phone-sex operator. It's not like I intend it or anything, but it's got to be really confusing to the guy at the other end of the line -- you're working late, you're tired, you're hungry, you just want to go home, and all of a sudden this woman calls and asks you in a sexy voice if someone's picked up your package today.
Oh, and did you hear? There's a toxic flame retardant in breast milk. See?! That's why babies aren't flammable. I've always wondered.
I've got to admit, though, after all the bitching, moaning, whining, and snarking I do here, is anybody else as surprised as I am that I have a pleasant fucking "phone voice"? (Okay, have taken a second look at that last sentence, and the first person to mention 1-900 numbers gets trouted upside the head.) I've also noticed that the later it gets, the more I start to sound like a phone-sex operator. It's not like I intend it or anything, but it's got to be really confusing to the guy at the other end of the line -- you're working late, you're tired, you're hungry, you just want to go home, and all of a sudden this woman calls and asks you in a sexy voice if someone's picked up your package today.
Oh, and did you hear? There's a toxic flame retardant in breast milk. See?! That's why babies aren't flammable. I've always wondered.
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Date: 2003-09-23 09:35 pm (UTC)