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[apocalypsos]

Today I wore a T-shirt to work that said, "Sometimes I just want to put on a bunny costume and scream." And yet no one took it as a cry for help. Interesting.

I've got to admit, though, after all the bitching, moaning, whining, and snarking I do here, is anybody else as surprised as I am that I have a pleasant fucking "phone voice"? (Okay, have taken a second look at that last sentence, and the first person to mention 1-900 numbers gets trouted upside the head.) I've also noticed that the later it gets, the more I start to sound like a phone-sex operator. It's not like I intend it or anything, but it's got to be really confusing to the guy at the other end of the line -- you're working late, you're tired, you're hungry, you just want to go home, and all of a sudden this woman calls and asks you in a sexy voice if someone's picked up your package today.

Oh, and did you hear? There's a toxic flame retardant in breast milk. See?! That's why babies aren't flammable. I've always wondered.

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[runcible.livejournal.com]

Today I wore a T-shirt to work that said, "Sometimes I just want to put on a bunny costume and scream." And yet no one took it as a cry for help. Interesting.
::Laughs:: I love you. ^^

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

See, this entry just says "Donnie Darko costume for Halloween" to me. Maybe that's why I don't analyze dreams for a living.w

[lots42.livejournal.com]

And lord know i've tried to setenough babies on fire

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

Note to self: On last day at current job, wear a T-shirt that says, "I'm smiling because you've all finally driven me insane." (I have seen shirts like that before, BTW.)

And would you have been a telemarketer if you didn't have a pleasant phone voice?

[itmustbebunnies.livejournal.com]

I need to get myself one of those tshirts. of course, no one here will notice either, but hey. ;p

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Are you kidding? They'll let anyone be a telemarketer, because turnover in that job is a bitch. One guy who worked with me had an accent you'd need a chainsaw to cut through.

[randomfrog.livejournal.com]

There's a toxic flame retardant in breast milk. See?! That's why babies aren't flammable. I've always wondered.

Haha, this kid Ben in my bio class last year, who is almost as insane as you, did a science project on that last year.

He tested different baby-blanket materials to see which was the most flame-retardant, wrapping stuffed baby dolls with the blankets and setting them on fire, then taking pictures.

His display board featured the great title "Burning Babies?" and showcased the charred remnants of the dolls, stapled around the edges of the board as a trim.