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apocalypsosAMEN.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. I'm not a virgin because I'm saving myself for marriage, and anybody who's known me for more than five minutes knows I'm not a prude. I've just not found someone I want to fuck who wants to fuck me. End of story.
Honest to God, the last time I actually remember getting a serious offer for sex in real life was about six years ago when a guy I knew from high school very nicely offered me oral sex. No, really, it was kind of sweet, but no thanks. Not that I haven't dated since. I dated one guy since, and he ended up moving to Utica before we were even technically dating. (I always liked that. It sounds like such a punchline. "Know why I'm still a virgin? Because every guy I like is either gay, married, or moving to Utica." Heh. By the way, that guy looked like a slightly dorkier version of Nipple Rings from TAR, but was sweet and adorable where Nipple Rings is just an ass who should definitely not be getting more sex than I do.)
As for writing porn, if anybody has any problems with mine, I am open to any and all constructive criticism, especially about this.
Besides, I'm still arguing for that law that says if I make it to the age of thirty without getting laid, I get to pick whomever I want to help me get rid of it. I can tell you right now that if that were to happen sometime between now and next September, Jared, Jensen, and JDM better clear their calendar for October, because we're blowing my fucking virginity right out of the water, every pun in that statement delightfully intended. ;)
I've said it before and I'll say it again. I'm not a virgin because I'm saving myself for marriage, and anybody who's known me for more than five minutes knows I'm not a prude. I've just not found someone I want to fuck who wants to fuck me. End of story.
Honest to God, the last time I actually remember getting a serious offer for sex in real life was about six years ago when a guy I knew from high school very nicely offered me oral sex. No, really, it was kind of sweet, but no thanks. Not that I haven't dated since. I dated one guy since, and he ended up moving to Utica before we were even technically dating. (I always liked that. It sounds like such a punchline. "Know why I'm still a virgin? Because every guy I like is either gay, married, or moving to Utica." Heh. By the way, that guy looked like a slightly dorkier version of Nipple Rings from TAR, but was sweet and adorable where Nipple Rings is just an ass who should definitely not be getting more sex than I do.)
As for writing porn, if anybody has any problems with mine, I am open to any and all constructive criticism, especially about this.
Besides, I'm still arguing for that law that says if I make it to the age of thirty without getting laid, I get to pick whomever I want to help me get rid of it. I can tell you right now that if that were to happen sometime between now and next September, Jared, Jensen, and JDM better clear their calendar for October, because we're blowing my fucking virginity right out of the water, every pun in that statement delightfully intended. ;)
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Date: 2006-04-19 03:29 am (UTC)and damnit i know so many kissable people.no subject
Date: 2006-04-19 04:17 pm (UTC)Also - I prefer kissing more than most things...