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[apocalypsos]

Today, I saw a guy walking down the street wearing a bicycle helmet. You know, I could think that he's crazy and bangs his head off things, or that he's paranoid and thinks the sky is falling, but I decided to be optimistic and just think that he was riding a bike, but the bicycle gnomes stole it out from under him and he just was being really casual about the whole thing.

I also stopped at McDonald's, and I still want to know why they don't give toys in every meal they give out instead of just the kids' meals. Seriously, they could give the exact same thing in every single meal, just in different sizes. The kids get Matchbox cars, so adults who buy meals could get Mini-Coopers. Hell, it'd keep me away from Burger King.

Ooo, and note to the DOT ... certain intersections need lights. Thinking that some people can drive across six lanes of traffic without difficulty also presupposes that most people don't drive like complete and total asstards.

(You notice, of course, that I didn't mention that I was the asstard here. Um ... forget I said anything.)

And I have orange nail polish. *user jumps up and down happily* Hey, don't look at me. You don't have orange nail polish, do you?

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[soundczech.livejournal.com]

I do! Have orange nail polish, that is. Three different shades. Don't ask me how I accumulated three different shades of orange nail polish when I don't think I've bought nail polish in about four years, but there they are, sitting on my dresser. Next to the purple, black and green.

Who wants fucking pink nails?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Hee. You should have heard my grandmother when she came to pick me up from college one weekend (right when pink and red stopped being popular nail colors) and I had black nail polish on. She nearly had a coronary. She still can't get it past her thick skull that nobody wears just pink or red anymore.

You know, she hasn't seen me since last Labor Day. I wonder what she'll say when she finds out I have four tattoos. Hopefully it'll involve screaming. ;) (I looooooove spooking my grandmother. She's straight out of the 1950s, so she could use it. *maniacal cackle*

[ilanalynn.livejournal.com]

My favourite nail polish is bright blue. :)

Let the bicycles go, let the bicycles go (to the tune of 'Let the Bodies Hit the Floor'

[storm_dancer]

Bicycle gnomes!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

One of my favorite things to do is paint each of my toes a different color of the rainbow. It looks completely 4th graderish, but it entertains me. :: wiggles toes ::

[randomfrog.livejournal.com]

And speaking of adult happy meals...