*snerk*

[apocalypsos]

I completely forgot my mom said this.

Telemarketer: What are you doing to combat the high cost of heating bills?
My mother: I set my kids on fire.

See, there's a reason I'm like this. :)

Okay, off to bed with me.

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[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

Before, I thought you were just a tad... odd. (In the good way, mind you.) But now I see where you got it from...