*snerk*

[apocalypsos]

I completely forgot my mom said this.

Telemarketer: What are you doing to combat the high cost of heating bills?
My mother: I set my kids on fire.

See, there's a reason I'm like this. :)

Okay, off to bed with me.

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[tocomfortyou.livejournal.com]

Your mom and my mom would get along so well.

"What are you doing to help combat this falling economy with no source of income?"
"You'd be surprised how much a kidney goes for these days."
"Heh, you look fine to me."
"Oh, it's not my kidney."

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I used to feel sorry for telemarketers who were stupid enough to call my house. Especially the long-distance phone people. My mom works in customer service at the local phone company. *evil grin*

I always have this mental image of long-distance telemarketers hanging up on my mom and stumbling around the office muttering, "I don't know what happened. It's like she knew more than I did!"