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[apocalypsos]

I'm sure you've all seen Michael Jackson's creepy-as-fuck mug shot. Sleep, I bid you a fond farewell, as due to this photo I will never be seeing you again.

You know what gets me? I know it'll traumatize you severely, but look closely. The man is 5'11" and weighs 120 freaking pounds. To put this in perspective, I'm a 5'2" female who weighs 130 lbs or so, and I'm considered thin. I don't care if he is a dancer, there's something wrong with that.

Yeah, like the melted-Barbie face wasn't a neon sign of that diagnosis. Dude, if ninety percent of your face isn't actual face anymore, maybe you should avoid standing near hot things like open flames or the sun or something.

Has anybody else seen "Death Becomes Her"? Because Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn are so repairing Michael's face. I mean, look at the hairline! Ick.

Comments

[fallofrain.livejournal.com]

*cough* I'm 5'10", and I did weigh 120 lbs at one point. Trust me, you're not skin and bones at that height/weight, but you're damn close.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yes, but you're female. Michael Jackson ...

Okay, not going to argue that point.

[fallofrain.livejournal.com]

I repeat...

*snerksnortheehee*

[fallofrain.livejournal.com]

By the way, did you ever get a horrid feeling they'd go in to arrest Michael Jackson and come out with Diana Ross?

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

I'm male, 5'10"-ish, and weigh 130 pounds... what's your point?

(Before the ellipsis, that sounded a lot like a personals ad...)

[wenchamok.livejournal.com]

And he's 45. Dude, he looks 16..... *shudder*

[myniamh.livejournal.com]

He does look like a mortician has done him up, doesn't he?

He really has needed mental help for a long time but no-one either wants to risk whatever it is that he gives them or that he is so insulated from reality (remember the last court case where he 'defended' himself?) that no-one can.
Severely weird this one.

[pie-is-good.livejournal.com]

Eh. My ex was 5'9", I believe, and weighs around 120, if he's feeling fat.

....someone please. Never, ever let me compare Chris to Michael Jackson...

At least he's hopefully been put away now. *crosses fingers*

I saw that movie. Yes.

[emminou.livejournal.com]

What race does he go down as? I can't quite tell. :(

Creepy man.

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

He looks like The Joker's new kid sidekick, whom I have dubbed Poe-face.

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

Great... he looks like Carol Channing trying to make herself up as Diana Ross. I feel like I've just seen a middle school film on "bad touches."