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Nov. 21st, 2003 09:09 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosI'm sure you've all seen Michael Jackson's creepy-as-fuck mug shot. Sleep, I bid you a fond farewell, as due to this photo I will never be seeing you again.
You know what gets me? I know it'll traumatize you severely, but look closely. The man is 5'11" and weighs 120 freaking pounds. To put this in perspective, I'm a 5'2" female who weighs 130 lbs or so, and I'm considered thin. I don't care if he is a dancer, there's something wrong with that.
Yeah, like the melted-Barbie face wasn't a neon sign of that diagnosis. Dude, if ninety percent of your face isn't actual face anymore, maybe you should avoid standing near hot things like open flames or the sun or something.
Has anybody else seen "Death Becomes Her"? Because Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn are so repairing Michael's face. I mean, look at the hairline! Ick.
You know what gets me? I know it'll traumatize you severely, but look closely. The man is 5'11" and weighs 120 freaking pounds. To put this in perspective, I'm a 5'2" female who weighs 130 lbs or so, and I'm considered thin. I don't care if he is a dancer, there's something wrong with that.
Yeah, like the melted-Barbie face wasn't a neon sign of that diagnosis. Dude, if ninety percent of your face isn't actual face anymore, maybe you should avoid standing near hot things like open flames or the sun or something.
Has anybody else seen "Death Becomes Her"? Because Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn are so repairing Michael's face. I mean, look at the hairline! Ick.
