Make Me A Supermodel

[apocalypsos]

-- "Even though Amanda has had many." HEE!
-- Aw, Colin's dorky arm graph. That's why I love you, baby!
-- This photographer doesn't do a lot of public speaking, does she?
-- I like Salome better when I see the Mennonite photos. I don't know why.
-- Oh, Jordan, SHUT UP. Find other sources of conversation. FUCK.
-- Sandhurst with a calf. AWWWWWWW.
-- Branden! Oh, my favorite lovable douche. (HA! He looks like Chris Penn in Footloose.)
-- That baby cow is my favorite. I want her to win the whole show. If nothing else, she's less snotty that Jordan.
-- Aw, stop making Colin awkward, Salome.
-- HEEEEEE. Oh, Colin, you poor thing.
-- I adore Jonathan, and his John Wayne impression.
-- Amanda does look like she's starting a porno there.
-- Wait, did Branden say, "Do my laundry and BEAT me?" or "FEED me?" Because both are douchey enough to make me love him, but the first one makes me love his mom.
-- Colin's comment about his photo was smart. I love that he's picking up on model-type critiques.
-- Okay, I maybe laughed at the "like" crack from Jordan ... now I feel dirty.
-- Sandhurst, YAY! That man is YUMMY.
-- I want to hang with Mountaha. I feel like we'd have fun snarking on other people together.
-- I completely forgot that Colin plays guitar. O HAI.
-- Heh, Jordan's going to find out she gained weight later, isn't she?
-- Never mind, now I think she's going to give herself a heart attack instead.
-- Oh, fuck, I need to exercise.
-- "I'm going to miss you, bacon." I'm starting to believe Branden and I are soulmates.
-- Okay, that smelly montage is the funniest thing EVER.
-- Aw, Branden.
-- Did Sandhurst just tell Colin not to lead with his boobs? 'Cause that's a little awesome.
-- I adore those runway clothes. I want to eat Jonathan ALIVE. *grabbyhands*
-- I'd feel very "Oh, Jonathan's poor wife" about ... well, Jonathan's poor wife, but ... no, not so much, that woman is INCREDIBLY lucky. Good for her.
-- Okay, I just missed about two or three minutes because about seven or eight emergency vehicles just roared past with alarms blazing and lights flashing. Now I'm curious about what the hell is going on.
-- If they keep fucking Amanda over Colin, I'm going to FLIP.
-- ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! WHO DOES THAT TWIT HAVE TO KILL?!
-- "Go home, and get laid." I'm sorry, but where does THAT line form?
-- THEY FUCKING CUT COLIN BEFORE THE NAKED CHALLENGE?! I hate this goddamn show. Haaaaaaaaate.

Comments

[dhaunea.livejournal.com]

I want Amanda to go home so very, very badly. I'd settle for Jordan, but I think she's doing far too well, and this isn't a competition about being fun and entertaining.

I have a terrible feeling that either Colin or Branden will go home if Amanda doesn't.

PLEASE let it be Amanda.

And yes. The calf needs to with the go-see.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I'm waiting for Jordan to make a joke about how that horse looks like Amanda. *eyeroll*

[dhaunea.livejournal.com]

Jordan bores me to tears. Oh god.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I know, right? Everybody else has a personality. Hers just seems to be "Amanda sucks lolololol!"

I did laugh at the "like" comments, though. Now I feel dirty.

[dhaunea.livejournal.com]

[LAUGHS] So did I, but they have clever editors.

Jordan... needs to work out, man. She's nothing but skin and bones.

BRANDON + BACON = OTP

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Their editors are WORKING IT this episode, seriously.

Branden/Bacon vs. Sandhurst/Ice Cream ... I CAN'T DECIDE.

[dhaunea.livejournal.com]

both. Totally both.

Or bacon ice cream. OT3

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Now I want bacon ice cream. Damn you.

[dhaunea.livejournal.com]

Th madnss sprads! I have a malfunctioning keyboard today, damn it.

Sadly, Amanda did a decent job.. and Branden had unforunate pants. ARGH.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I like the makeup on the girls this week on the catwalk.

Amanda's bitchface about Maggie Rizer. HA!

[dhaunea.livejournal.com]

YAY! oh god. Colin or Amanda.

PLASE LET IT BE AMANDA

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

IT BETTER FUCKING BE AMANDA.

[dhaunea.livejournal.com]

GODDAMN IT! SHE NEEDS TO GO HOME NEXT WEEK OR ELSE

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

THEY SENT COLIN HOME RIGHT BEFORE THE NAKED CHALLENGE, THEY CAN FEEL FREE TO DIAF.

[dhaunea.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAARGH!

Also? Do not want to see Jordan naked, plskthx. Too. Many. Bones.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Any photo shoot featuring Jordan naked is going to look like the NC-17 version of The Corpse Bride.

[dhaunea.livejournal.com]

This is the truth and should be made into a t-shirt.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I'm just going to keep thinking about Branden shaving his balls for a naked photo shoot.

I suppose from now on I'll have to pin my futile underdog hopes on my lovable douchenozzle who likes smooth testicles and bacon. Although not together. OR DOES HE?!

[dhaunea.livejournal.com]

Bacon in the shower. Naked. MMmmmMmM.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Somewhere along the course of the show I've gone from, "That boy is a pig and I think I loathe him," to, "I would enjoy feeding that man bacon in the shower. Where do I sign up?"

[dhaunea.livejournal.com]

He's so young - and he tries.

That alone took him from 'douchebag' to 'awww, he's just young and human' to 'okay, he's kinda hot'.

[crediniaeth.livejournal.com]

That fucking SUCKS. I predict a Jonathan/Jordan/Sandhurst finale, if nothing disastrous happens.

God, this is bumming me out more than it should.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

How much do you want to bet next week's ratings drop like a rock? Okay, it IS a naked episode, but still.

If the audience could still vote people off, Colin would still be there. Hell, they voted for him for model of the week every damn time he was in that poll, and one week he did absolutely nothing but screw up adorably.

[tigress35.livejournal.com]

Branden's complete and utter despair at being told he couldn't have bacon, and the subsequent love edit, had me laughing for 5 minutes.

Go home, and get laid." I'm sorry, but where does THAT line form?


If you're his 100K twitter reader, you can have his virginity he said. So I guess the line is over at Twitter!

THEY FUCKING CUT COLIN BEFORE THE NAKED CHALLENGE?! I hate this goddamn show. Haaaaaaaaate.

I WAS JUST GOING TO COMMENT THE SAME THING OMG SO PISSED.

I mean, I realized that Colin was going to go sooner rather than later, based on his seeming lack of actual skill at modeling, so I'd prepared myself for him to go, but... but... c'mon universe, throw us a bone here.

[paranoidgrl.livejournal.com]

I loved watching Tyson when Sandhurst was walking. Tyson just BEAMS. It's hilarious.