Make Me A Supermodel
Apr. 29th, 2009 10:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsos-- "Even though Amanda has had many." HEE!
-- Aw, Colin's dorky arm graph. That's why I love you, baby!
-- This photographer doesn't do a lot of public speaking, does she?
-- I like Salome better when I see the Mennonite photos. I don't know why.
-- Oh, Jordan, SHUT UP. Find other sources of conversation. FUCK.
-- Sandhurst with a calf. AWWWWWWW.
-- Branden! Oh, my favorite lovable douche. (HA! He looks like Chris Penn in Footloose.)
-- That baby cow is my favorite. I want her to win the whole show. If nothing else, she's less snotty that Jordan.
-- Aw, stop making Colin awkward, Salome.
-- HEEEEEE. Oh, Colin, you poor thing.
-- I adore Jonathan, and his John Wayne impression.
-- Amanda does look like she's starting a porno there.
-- Wait, did Branden say, "Do my laundry and BEAT me?" or "FEED me?" Because both are douchey enough to make me love him, but the first one makes me love his mom.
-- Colin's comment about his photo was smart. I love that he's picking up on model-type critiques.
-- Okay, I maybe laughed at the "like" crack from Jordan ... now I feel dirty.
-- Sandhurst, YAY! That man is YUMMY.
-- I want to hang with Mountaha. I feel like we'd have fun snarking on other people together.
-- I completely forgot that Colin plays guitar. O HAI.
-- Heh, Jordan's going to find out she gained weight later, isn't she?
-- Never mind, now I think she's going to give herself a heart attack instead.
-- Oh, fuck, I need to exercise.
-- "I'm going to miss you, bacon." I'm starting to believe Branden and I are soulmates.
-- Okay, that smelly montage is the funniest thing EVER.
-- Aw, Branden.
-- Did Sandhurst just tell Colin not to lead with his boobs? 'Cause that's a little awesome.
-- I adore those runway clothes. I want to eat Jonathan ALIVE. *grabbyhands*
-- I'd feel very "Oh, Jonathan's poor wife" about ... well, Jonathan's poor wife, but ... no, not so much, that woman is INCREDIBLY lucky. Good for her.
-- Okay, I just missed about two or three minutes because about seven or eight emergency vehicles just roared past with alarms blazing and lights flashing. Now I'm curious about what the hell is going on.
-- If they keep fucking Amanda over Colin, I'm going to FLIP.
-- ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! WHO DOES THAT TWIT HAVE TO KILL?!
-- "Go home, and get laid." I'm sorry, but where does THAT line form?
-- THEY FUCKING CUT COLIN BEFORE THE NAKED CHALLENGE?! I hate this goddamn show. Haaaaaaaaate.
-- Aw, Colin's dorky arm graph. That's why I love you, baby!
-- This photographer doesn't do a lot of public speaking, does she?
-- I like Salome better when I see the Mennonite photos. I don't know why.
-- Oh, Jordan, SHUT UP. Find other sources of conversation. FUCK.
-- Sandhurst with a calf. AWWWWWWW.
-- Branden! Oh, my favorite lovable douche. (HA! He looks like Chris Penn in Footloose.)
-- That baby cow is my favorite. I want her to win the whole show. If nothing else, she's less snotty that Jordan.
-- Aw, stop making Colin awkward, Salome.
-- HEEEEEE. Oh, Colin, you poor thing.
-- I adore Jonathan, and his John Wayne impression.
-- Amanda does look like she's starting a porno there.
-- Wait, did Branden say, "Do my laundry and BEAT me?" or "FEED me?" Because both are douchey enough to make me love him, but the first one makes me love his mom.
-- Colin's comment about his photo was smart. I love that he's picking up on model-type critiques.
-- Okay, I maybe laughed at the "like" crack from Jordan ... now I feel dirty.
-- Sandhurst, YAY! That man is YUMMY.
-- I want to hang with Mountaha. I feel like we'd have fun snarking on other people together.
-- I completely forgot that Colin plays guitar. O HAI.
-- Heh, Jordan's going to find out she gained weight later, isn't she?
-- Never mind, now I think she's going to give herself a heart attack instead.
-- Oh, fuck, I need to exercise.
-- "I'm going to miss you, bacon." I'm starting to believe Branden and I are soulmates.
-- Okay, that smelly montage is the funniest thing EVER.
-- Aw, Branden.
-- Did Sandhurst just tell Colin not to lead with his boobs? 'Cause that's a little awesome.
-- I adore those runway clothes. I want to eat Jonathan ALIVE. *grabbyhands*
-- I'd feel very "Oh, Jonathan's poor wife" about ... well, Jonathan's poor wife, but ... no, not so much, that woman is INCREDIBLY lucky. Good for her.
-- Okay, I just missed about two or three minutes because about seven or eight emergency vehicles just roared past with alarms blazing and lights flashing. Now I'm curious about what the hell is going on.
-- If they keep fucking Amanda over Colin, I'm going to FLIP.
-- ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! WHO DOES THAT TWIT HAVE TO KILL?!
-- "Go home, and get laid." I'm sorry, but where does THAT line form?
-- THEY FUCKING CUT COLIN BEFORE THE NAKED CHALLENGE?! I hate this goddamn show. Haaaaaaaaate.
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Date: 2009-04-30 03:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-30 03:03 am (UTC)Also? Do not want to see Jordan naked, plskthx. Too. Many. Bones.
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Date: 2009-04-30 03:08 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-04-30 03:15 am (UTC)I suppose from now on I'll have to pin my futile underdog hopes on my lovable douchenozzle who likes smooth testicles and bacon. Although not together. OR DOES HE?!
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Date: 2009-04-30 03:17 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-04-30 03:30 am (UTC)That alone took him from 'douchebag' to 'awww, he's just young and human' to 'okay, he's kinda hot'.