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Okay, what the hell is this happy horseshit?

I wish I could go to Africa and tell people they can start listening to the Catholic church in regards to condom use when every priest goes out and gets a real medical degree instead of just saying they're a doctor when they play with the fucking altar boys.

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From Moveon.org ...

President Bush told the press on Tuesday that he doesn't "have any idea" whether the senior administration officials who blew a CIA operative's cover will ever be found. But if he just asked his staff to sign a legally binding affidavit confirming that they weren't involved, and referred anyone who wouldn't to the FBI, it's possible he could flush out the perpetrators in a day. To date, the President hasn't even discussed this matter with his staff.
We've already done the President's homework for him by writing the affidavit. Now let's show him how easy it is for innocent people to legally declare their innocence. You can sign the affidavit and send it to the President in under a minute by filling out the form below:

Go on, sign it. You know, if you're not a nasty, evil secret-leaking bastard. :)

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Dear God,

You know, you're seriously cool people. But your followers are really starting to piss me the fuck off.

Just so you know.

Sincerely,

Me

P.S. Not all of your followers. But some of them could use a Biblical bitchslap.

P.P.S. Are you the one making me download Punjabi dance music?

P.P.P.S. And if so, what the hell are you on?

P.P.P.P.S. No, don't tell me. I don't want to know.

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Okay, so let me get this straight.

The Catholic Church wants everybody in Africa, where the highest concentrations of AIDS and the HIV positive are, to stop using condoms, in what I can only presume is a thinly-veiled plan to kill off a bunch of black people just 'cause. Fred Phelps wants to build a memorial commemorating the beating death that sent Matthew Sheppard to Hell. Next week is Marriage Protection Week. Bush is still saying that going to Iraq was a good idea as if saying it over and over again will make it true. The conservative Episcopalians are still having conniption fits over the gay bishop. The recall election ... uh, yeah. And just for fun, North Korea's got nuclear fucking weapons. Again. Which, by the way, I'm just waiting for Bush to claim they got from Saddam.

*flips through imaginary day calendar*

Okay, look, I can squeeze in an armageddon next Wednesday, but it's going to have to be after ten so that I can at least get one last chance to sleep in on a weekday before I'm seared to a fiery death with the rest of humanity.

EDIT: Jesus, when I said I could handle an armageddon, I was KIDDING. Badly, but still.

Just finished watching CSI.

*user squees* Warrick took his shirt off! And for no other reason than because he was physically able to do so. *user bounces up and dowwn happily*

Jeez, Greg getting out of the lab, half-nekkid Warrick, the grossest death evah last week ... you'd think I was writing this season now. ;)

Okay, last one of the night ...

From News of the Weird ...

Hurricane Isabel roared through Virginia Beach,
Va., in September, inflicting serious property
damage, despite public calls for prayer to keep
it away by prominent resident Rev. Pat Robertson,
whose Christian Broadcasting Network is
headquartered there. (In 1998, Robertson
condemned the city of Orlando, Fla., for
sponsoring a Gay Days festival, and warned that
the city could be torn up during the subsequent
hurricane season, as God punishes those who
promote homosexuality. Instead, the first
hurricane of that season (Bonnie) made a direct
hit on Virginia Beach.) [The Virginian-Pilot
(Norfolk), 9-16-03]

*snerk*