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Note to self ... just because the wax in the burner smells like cheesecake doesn't mean it actually is cheesecake. Therefore, guzzling it would be of the bad. And while I'm on the subject, don't eat the cheesecake catalogue, either.

You can, however, lean over the burner and take embarrassingly deep hits off what little steam there is. No one ever got shipped off to rehab for overdosing into a blubbering stupor at the Yankee Candle Company.

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My father just called and filled me in on family stuff, which is cool. My brother's been getting better grades lately, which apparently means that the deciding factor in his improved educational development is that I be at least five hundred miles away. Ha ha, Fate, very funny.

He also told me that my cousin Erica is getting married, which makes me grateful I went and bought Smirnoff Ice Triple Black because now I can not only feel depressed, lonely, and unpublished, but I can do it while drunk. Wheeeeee!

Oh, and also, my parents are getting a new kitten. He's Siamese (surprise), and they've already named him George. I'd just like to state for the record that it's both unfair and damaging to my emotional well-being that they specifically waited until after I moved out to get a kitten to love and hug and squeeze and name him George when I can't even be around to make snarky Looney Toons references.

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I think I want to edit my book. I also think I'm a cheap drunk who just finished a forty-ounce of Smirnoff.

Oh, this should be hysterical.

GIP

turbov21 made Jake 2.0 screencaps. And that is why I love her so.

Also, drunk and goofy. Am only grateful I'm a cheap drunk since it means I've never gotten drunk enough to be hung over.

I've said, "Wheeee!", right?

EDIT: *user dies laughing*

And because it wouldn't be Sunday unless I was spamming LJ ...

( The impression I get so far of some of the new shows on TV this fall. )

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EDIT: Just a passing thought ... I wonder if I could get into the LOTR marathon showing for free just by flashing my arm tattoo. Okay, so probably not.

Sheesh, you'd think a permanent tattoo of the One Ring inscription would be workable geek street cred somewhere.

Every year, I try to guess the Oscar nominees.

( And if the Academy's going to move up their show, then so am I. )

Now let's see how right I am come Oscar time. ;)

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If anybody is looking for me for the rest of the night, I'll be lying contentedly on my bedroom floor, being eaten alive by kamikazi ninja frogs.

That is all.