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Jan. 26th, 2004
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Jan. 26th, 2004 07:00 pmCaptain Asshat closely resembles a young Michael J. Fox.
He just admitted in all seriousness that his dream woman is Justine Bateman, circa 1986.
Yes, he realizes the irony. But apparently not the squick, because unlike me, his skin hasn't run screaming from the building.
He just admitted in all seriousness that his dream woman is Justine Bateman, circa 1986.
Yes, he realizes the irony. But apparently not the squick, because unlike me, his skin hasn't run screaming from the building.
Please ...
Jan. 26th, 2004 07:46 pm... tell me something that'll make me feel better or amuse me or something. I'm just not in the best of moods right now.
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Jan. 26th, 2004 09:08 pmWhen my brother was a kid, my grandmother got him a Game Boy when it first came out and he's been hooked ever since.
I was just watching I Love The '80s, and you know what that means? She gave it to him when he was three years old. You know what my mother gave me when I was three? A book!
It's hard to argue about why he's got bad grades with a personal history like that. Sheesh.
I was just watching I Love The '80s, and you know what that means? She gave it to him when he was three years old. You know what my mother gave me when I was three? A book!
It's hard to argue about why he's got bad grades with a personal history like that. Sheesh.
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Jan. 26th, 2004 10:38 pmYesterday, Deep Impact was on CBS. Now, Armageddon is on ABC.
Is this some weird way for the government to casually alert us to the oncoming threat of asteroid annihilation tomorrow night and have most of the population go, "There's another asteroid annihilation movie? Oh, come on!"
Oh, and I completely forgot Michael Clarke Duncan and Ben Affleck shared screen time in this. Hell, they were practically alone in that mooncar thingy. Well, Peter Stormare was there, but he was a killer in Fargo, so I'm sure he would have politely looked away while Michael and Ben entered a murder-suicide pact to save us all from Daredevil. Because that, my friends, was the real Armageddon. (Or at least, it felt that way in the theater. Until Jennifer Garner's breasts came on screen. Not that I was looking or anything, we just had a very nice conversation of Affleck cooties and how they felt so very skeeved.)
Is this some weird way for the government to casually alert us to the oncoming threat of asteroid annihilation tomorrow night and have most of the population go, "There's another asteroid annihilation movie? Oh, come on!"
Oh, and I completely forgot Michael Clarke Duncan and Ben Affleck shared screen time in this. Hell, they were practically alone in that mooncar thingy. Well, Peter Stormare was there, but he was a killer in Fargo, so I'm sure he would have politely looked away while Michael and Ben entered a murder-suicide pact to save us all from Daredevil. Because that, my friends, was the real Armageddon. (Or at least, it felt that way in the theater. Until Jennifer Garner's breasts came on screen. Not that I was looking or anything, we just had a very nice conversation of Affleck cooties and how they felt so very skeeved.)