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They're playing '70s disaster movies all bloody night long. It's entirely possible I will have sex with the AMC programming department in the near future.

Did you know that after a violent airplane crash into the sea, your plane will sink in one piece without immediately spouting a dozen leaks due to crash damage? Irwin Allen, teach me more laws of physics, you magnificent bastard!

EDIT: Speaking of wild sex ... *user pounces on her friends list and shags like a fiend, then saves your life from crappy '70s special effects and performs a comic interpretation of Shelly Winters's classic death scene from "The Poseidon Adventure"*

There. Considering the '70s-disaster movie-related thematic pun has given up begging to be used and is now eating my head, did I rock your world? *innocent puppy-dog eyes*

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This right here? Is the coolest thing on the planet right now that isn't a marathon of '70s disaster movies.

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Wheeeeeee! I spotted mice on an American Idol promo. I can't begin to describe how weird it was to have someone to look for in those commercials.

Psst ... when are you on again, mice? The brain, it does not work so well right now.

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( Rambling my way through Pirates of the Caribbean during my Golden Globe movie marathon. )

Me again ...

( Rambling Finding Nemo thoughts, but definitely as not as many as for Pirates. )

Next movie ...

( Where I toss in a few passing thoughts about Seabiscuit as I watch. )

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So now blackmail is an invitation to church? Ooo-kay.

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( And now I'm watching Bend It Like Beckham. Wheee! )

My opinion so far of the Golden Globes ...

Nicole, take off that goddamn headband.

Al, cut off that stupid ponytail.

Sarah Jessica, you are not shocked you won, so quit stammering. Sheesh.

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( Running unedited commentary on the Golden Globes as I watch them, part one. )

EDIT: I'm taking a break during the Cecil B. DeMille award. Listening to Michael Douglas make with the speechfying ... eh, thanks, but no thanks.

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( More Golden Globes rambling, part two. )

EDIT: Well, checking the Golden Globes fic post, I owe girlwithjournal some fanfic. What'll it be, chickadee? Pick a fandom, any fandom. (Well, within reason, of course. ;))