(no subject)

Watching "Pirates of the Caribbean" knowing full well that Johnny got an Oscar nomination for the role gives me new faith in the Academy. Because, dude, the silly is everywhere.

Although, the more I look for Norrington/Jack hintage for girlwithjournal's fic, the more I'm getting rewarded. I mean, Jack's running away, Elizabeth's flung herself into Norrington's arms, and instead of taking one look at the extremely pretty girl in his arms, he can't take his eyes off Jack's ass.

Not that I blame him. Of course, I think it says something that if I had #2 on my Get Out of Heterosexuality Free list in my arms and Johnny Depp right over me, I would be emotionally torn, whereas Norrington only has eyes for Jack.

Norrington, you saucy tramp. Oh, how singularly focused you are in getting that man into a pair of handcuffs.

(no subject)

Have gone crazy. Am seriously pissed none of you gave me a ride here earlier when you guys went crazy.

EDIT: May have lost my mind due to the newest Pairing List That Ate Fandom. I put Cthulhu into the hat. Quite frankly, I'm amazed the paper slip it was written on didn't eat the other characters.

...

No, definitely lost my mind due to work. Will post the list and the work stuffies when I get home.

(no subject)

( The Pairing List That Ate Fandom, Part Three )

So, yeah. The work problems.

( Cut so you can avoid the whines. )

GIP!

Because I need an Oscar icon, and it won't happen, but damn it, it's just cool that she's there. Yay, Keisha!

(no subject)

I got bored and Googled "captain asshat."

Apparently, it's a very popular name these days. Some people's parents are so very, very cruel.