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I woke up at 6:50 this morning. Again. Dear brain, like it or not, we are not going to work today. Deal. *groans*

So, since I'm up, I'll mention the Dukes of Hazzard movie. I have no idea why the hell it's on my brain first thing in the morning, and I'd watch Ocean's Eleven to get it out of my head, but if I do, I'm going to want to write a Q&A review or slashy fanfic instead of working on the TroNoWriMo, and NO.

But is it sad that when I heard Seann William Scott and Johnny Knoxville were playing the Dukes, and that Burt Reynolds might play Boss Hogg, I got all excited? And that the only thing so far that's turning me off is Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke? Because I sincerely like Seann William Scott and Johnny Knoxville because they seem like guys I'd have fun hanging out with, but I hate Jessica Simpson because she seems like a girl I'd have fun backing over with the General Lee.

EDIT: Schwarzenegger outlaws sex with corpses ... I've got a list of punchlines for a headline like that, but considering the content of the article, I'm not all that keen on posting any of them. Ewwwww.

EDIT DANGLING FROM STRINGS: New Team America Trailer! One of the terrorists does the Flying Crane. OMG, this is so very cheesy, and I want to see it yesterday.

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This is an amazing, beautiful man.

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The Onion can tell the future!

Also, the only thing I'm going to say about today is that if I hear one more person either imply or outright say that only Bush and Cheney can and/or have kept us safe, I'm going to blurt out, "Except, you know, for that one time with the planes and Twin Towers and stuff." It's bitchy, but that's the point.

Anyway, in less whiny news, just got back from going to see "Cellular" (review forthcoming, hopefully) and buying myself a case of Bawls. It took me a bit longer to find the cases in CompUSA, but yeah, like I was going to walk up to a clerk and say, "Excuse me, but where do you keep your Bawls?"

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( Cellular: A Q&A Review )