Links ahoy ...

Vote for Kerry, and burn in Hell. Well, gee, I vote for Kerry and the armageddon will commence? So are you trying to convince to vote for Bush or not? ( Abortion ramblings, for anyone who'd rather skip 'em. )

*sigh* (Thanks to chaos_pockets for the link.)

Tourist Killed by Lightning on Peru Peak -- It's not just the tourist getting struck that gets me, it's this bit: Witnesses said simultaneous bolts of lightning had hit Huayna Picchu and Machu Picchu. Dude, there is some fucked-up shit happening this year, I swear to God. *shakes head*

This year's World Series: The Red Sox vs. the Cardinals. I do like the Cardinals, but I still kind of hoped for the Texas vs. Massachusetts series we would have had otherwise. Oh, well.

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The llama song. IT KILL YOU DED. That link's all wicked_wish's fault. The kid that shows up for "Is that how it's told now?" looks exactly like my little brother to an almost scary degree.

Am watching You've Got Mail. I think I finally figured out why I like this movie at all -- not because it's any good, or because of Tom Hanks or Meg Ryan, but because I have severe bookstore envy.

Also, somehow I stumbled across some anti-gay ramblings this morning looking for something else, leading into the inevitable, "Babies raised by gay people will kill us all OMGWTF?!1!!1" or something kind of like it. You know what? I'm not scared of roving bands of homosexual-raised kids. I'm more afraid of roving bands of former Anne Geddes models intent on destroying the lives of anyone who was involved in dressing them up like a peapod and putting them on millions of calendars.

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Dear Bill O'Reilly,

If you really don't want people to think you're a sexist pig, maybe you might not want to say that neither of your female "co-hosts" would know who Martin Short is. Martin Short's not that obscure an actor, you know, and regardless of their politics, neither one of them is that stupid.

Also, stop using the phrase "bomb-throwers". You're grating enough without sounding so bloody paranoid.

Sincerely,

Me

P.S. Teresa Heinz-Kerry may be a bitch occasionally, but some of us like it when she's bitchy.

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School District Ban Halloween Festivities -- *seethes* I hope vampires and zombies invade their school that day and eat all the adults. (And if you're so afraid it distracts from learning, then for crying out loud, use it to teach the kids something.)

This station has something I've never seen before -- a Red Bull vending machine. Damn it, dispense Bawl's guarana! *kicks machine*

EDIT: I have a coaxial cable for the new TV. Which means I can watch Lost this week. Which pretty much guarantees at least one short fic.

Also, I called my old station before, and it's collapsing around their ears without me there. I win at life. :)

DVD-ADDICTED SHOPPER OF EDIT: Today's acquisitions -- Mis Congenialty, Blade Runner, The Goonies, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, and The Birdcage, and all for super cheap. Suncoast's Replay gift certificates make me happy. :)

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The last few airbills I've had to enter into the computer have been sent by the Madison Hotel, and every time I see it, a little voice in my head asks me if I know how to Madison.

Shut up, asshole. *slaps Barry Bostwick*

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I have TV! Like, real TV! *bounces up and down happily*

Do you realize how weird TV looks when you don't have it for six months? *pokes TV*