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Coyote Ugly is on USA Network Sunday night. Urge to review ... mounting ...

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Kerry Jabbing Bush With Multitasking Line -- "A president," Kerry says, "has to be able to do more than one thing at the same time." It's supposed to refer to Bush only seeming to care about national security during this election, which ... heh. (I'm reminded of O'Reilly, who continually yammers on his show that you need to vote this year for the candidate you think will protect us better. You know, we haven't had a terrorist attack in this country in three years. I'm worried, but not as singularly worried as he seems to be.)

Carnivals Offer Workers Free Dental Care -- The jokes make themselves.

The new guy playing Superman, Brandon Routh -- Eh. He needs better photos taken of himself, because I haven't seen one yet that hasn't made me wince a little, although he does seem to be awfully cute. He does have an official site, which I checked out of curiosity when his name first came up and which seems to be between homepages, probably so they can make a big "Wheeeeee! I'm Superman!" announcement. (They already have him listed for it on IMDb.) They did have Halloween pictures of him dressed as Clark Kent on his website before it went away, which were amusing in retrospect, and made you go, "Oh, now I see it." I still feel like writing Bryan Singer and begging him not to hire Mischa Barton to play Lois Lane. Just ... just NO.

49 Countries in Hunt for Foreign Oscar -- I post this link for no other reason than to squeal, "EEEEEE! Oscars in a few months!" *bounces up and down happily*

And now for trailer links ...

Noel -- Meh. The only thing I get out of this is that Penelope Cruz is really fucking hot.

In Good Company -- Not only does the story look pretty good, but Scarlett Johannson is gorgeous, I'd still do Dennis Quaid, and Topher Grace is a little puppy, isn't he? :)

A Very Long Engagement -- God, this trailer's beautiful. Plus, Audrey Tautou ... yay!

Hitch -- I'm still trying to decide if I really like this trailer, even though Will Smith's in it and I adore him. Plus, the pen thing is cute.

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100 Facts and 1 Opinion: The Non-Arguable Case Against the Bush Administration

Remember, frozen freedom french fries are a fresh vegetable.

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A lunar eclipse will happen during Game 4 of the World Series. And if the Red Sox win the Series that night, the sky will open and frogs and hellfire will rain down upon the earth, followed by the inevitable river of blood and mass marriage ceremony between cats and dogs.

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Whose sick idea was it at the advertising agency to sell overnight throwaway underpants for kids who wet the bed by putting on pretend "testimonials" from child actors? And I refuse to believe they're real testimonials, because they're already going to get the crap kicked out of them on the playground just for pretending to wet the bed, and then they really will need those underpants. Sheesh.

Today I caught myself humming Christmas music for the third time this week. *tilts head to the side and tries to whack the Christmas music out of my head*

EDIT: I see the reviews for Surviving Christmas are so bad, they're completely redoing the trailers again, just like with Gigli. Hee.

Watching Lost ...

Love Charlie, the lovable dope. And Claire and Sawyer and Sayid and Locke and Hurley ... my God, Hurley's such a big cuddly bunny rabbit. I blame aralinde for making me see Claire/Hurley from minute one. :)

I suppose it's too much to hope that the giant boar will suddenly learn to teleport specifically to go back to the mainland and maul Locke's boss.

EDIT: I think I'm happiest when I see shades of Hurley/anyone. Like Hurley/Charlie just now.

MIRACLE WORKER OF EDIT: ( Sure, it was last week, but just in case, spoilers for Walkabout. )

LEAD ACTOR OF EDIT: Jack annoys me. But then again, every show I like in the least little bit, I usually hate the intended hero.

Aw. Claire's so cute. And Shannon ... Shannon and her useless clothing need to be eaten.

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I like the DHL commercials far too much considering I work for them.

EDIT: You know that guy who watches TV through PCU for Michael Caine or Gene Hackman movies? I feel like that guy right now. "Disaster story and hot guys! This is my thesis, man! *stands up in glee and collapses when atrophyied leg muscles give out*"