Amateur conspiracy theorist, at your service ...

So I do this thing. I get these really cracked-out ideas while watching TV shows from fandom or just from my own brain, and I can pretty much guarantee they will never ever come true, because this is just what happens when I latch onto a theory and won't let go.

Anyway, just so you know what won't be happening on my favorite shows by the end of the year ...

( My current crazy cracked-out theories for SPN, GA, The 4400, and VM ... I wouldn't really call these spoilers, because I haven't checked hardly any spoilers in ages and the ones I have, I won't be hitting on )

Don't even ask me where this crap comes from. I think I'm on crack and I just don't know it.

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Last night, I had a dream that I was doing Michael Rosenbaum a favor and dating him to cover up the fact that he was gay, even though he totally didn't believe me when I said no one would buy it, so he started taking me everywhere to hang out with his friends and then one day he told me we couldn't pretend to date anymore because Jensen had a crush on me.

Words cannot begin to describe how much I wanted to slip into a coma and NEVER WAKE UP AGAIN.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have porn to finish. *toddles off to finish the two very naughty stories I'm working on so poor Dean and Sam can get out of that holding pattern they're in*

EDIT: Holy crap, I got recced on crack_van! Well, that's a good way to start the day! :) *bounces around the room like a Tigger on crack* (And it wasn't for a Supernatural story. That just amuses me. *giggles*)

Fic: Blowjobs and Other Cheap Birthday Presents (Supernatural)

Title: Blowjobs and Other Cheap Birthday Presents
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,277 words
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Warnings: Incest, sexual situations, bad language
Spoilers: Pre-series
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, I just like playing with them.
Summary: It's Sam's eighteenth birthday, and Dean knows exactly what to get him.
Author's note. Written for poisontaster with the prompt, Sam/Dean; pre-Stanford, both boys too drunk to find their way home.

( Blowjobs and Other Cheap Birthday Presents )

Jesus, scare the hell out of me, why don't you?

The doorbell just rang and when I went to answer it, I found a note from the water company saying the water was getting shut off because my $500 bill was overdue. And while I was standing there with my mind boggled thinking, "Bullshit, I've been paying all of my bills like clockwork since I moved in," the water guy came back to double-check and it turned out he tagged my second-floor apartment instead of the first-floor apartment he was supposed to get.

Yeah, that's just what I needed, to have the crap scared out of me about money. Grrrr.

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( Eight fic recs ... Supernatural, Supernatural RPS, Veronica Mars, The 4400 )

Fic recs left: 553 fic recs

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I just signed up for a TWoP account like I actually spend time in the forums or something. Seriously, the only forum I go to is the Supernatural fic forum, and mostly just to scope out fic recs.

I bought this really pretty orange and brown skirt at Old Navy today. It's not The Skirt (which made an appearance today when I cleaned out my skirt drawers), but it's definitely gorgeous, at least to me. :)

( TAR comments for tonight so far )

I'm watching Top Chef reruns ...

You know who Stephen reminds me of? You know, when he's not talking?

Pee Wee Herman on double the recommended dosage of Valium.

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( Top Chef remarks regarding tonight's episode )

EDIT: Okay, see, know why I don't go to the TWoP forum for Top Chef? The fact that they're all complaining about Dave's cursing being unprofessional when EVERY contestant has cursed on camera and/or in front of the judges is just a prime example.

TDS

Dennis Quaid and Jon Stewart?

*squeals*

*mentally inserts self in the middle*

*happy sighs*