Oh, yeah, I almost forgot.

I stopped at my parents's house before I came home from work.

Mom: Ooo, there's a new House tonight.
Me: He's so your backup crush just in case you can't have sex with Gil Grissom, isn't he?
Mom: Why can't I just have a menage-a-troi with both of them?
Me: ... okay, tell you what, you can have them if I can have both of the guys from Supernatural.
Bryan: Only if I can have Megan Fox.
Me: I think that's fair.

If you'll excuse us, my entire family is going to be off having sex with famous people.

Before I forget ...

... the most recent Christian and Olli clip. Which, okay, they don't share screen time, but they are giving out love advice, which is adorable. And Judith in that white getup? GUH. And that's why she's on one of my Get Out Of Heterosexuality Free Cards, ladies and gentlemen. Mmm-hmm.

Hee.

I just spent an hour and a half playing the original NES versions of Legend of Zelda and Super Mario Brothers.

I'd feel guilty about doing that instead of writing but I'm pretty sure that trumps writing. *nods solemnly*

Awwww.

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You're really going to go there?

Obama is running against Bush not McCain, Palin says

Well, considering McCain's voting record, I could see where he might have become confused.

(Have I mentioned lately how much I love FactCheck.org? I mean, it kinda sucks to see your guy's mistakes pointed out but hey, they're certainly not partisan, that's for damn sure.)

EDIT: I haven't checked Yes, We Can (Hold Babies) in a week or so, but oh, my God, you guys. OMG, my poor defenseless ovaries. D'AWWW.

*dies*

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The only thing I have to say about tonight's debate.

In my head, I've already decided that Obama has secretly gone to Aaron Sorkin for an, "Oh, snap, yo," response that reads a little something like, "Why in the ever-lovin' FUCK do you give such a resounding shit about my passing acquaintance from some charity board with a reformed criminal when the economy is in the crapper and some of the guys on YOUR staff appear to have been part of the problem?"

And now I need to finish chapter three of The Hollow Girl, because then I can shower and get ready while watching The Monster Squad, and then I can start drinking and writing OH TP NO, and then hopefully I will either be so drunk later that I'll sleep through the debate or I'll be too busy watching anybody but Kenley win Project Runway.

Heeeeeeeeeeee.

For the record ...

... I'm currently watching The Monster Squad, drinking Smirnoff, and playing Legend of Zelda. All while wearing my wee little red dress and high-heeled knee high black boots.

It's a good day, I think.

Bah.

I was just drunk enough to not feel self-conscious about running down to the post office in this outfit to send back The Monster Squad.

So ... um, there's THAT accomplished, I guess.

EDIT: ... the HELL?! Okay, so you know how when you go onto Netflix it'll tell you what movies are popular in your local area? Currently listed at #1 for the Scranton area? Sundown: The Vampire in Retreat.

I mean, the movie's got Bruce Campbell and it's one of my guilty pleasures and it's hilariously awful, but I was positive I was the only one who'd seen it. Like, ever. Heh.

You know ...

I like Barack Obama because I agree with most of his policies and ideas, because he seems like a decent guy, because he inspires me to feel like he gives a damn about everybody and the future of our country and that there's hope that we can do better. I like him because I think he's smart enough to know he doesn't know everything. I like him because I feel like he'd give a damn about me and my circumstances even though I'm not an elderly white retiree. I like him because he seems approachable and calm, because he appears to be someone who's willing to listen, because I feel like I'm going to be voting for someone who could manage to pull off being a fun guy to have at a cookout AND not being a raging moron at the same time.

I will admit, however ...



... the fact that he's a complete and total hotass is a nice bonus.

Because sometimes I can't decide whether this is hilarious or creepy ...

Quick "Pushing Daisies" comment.

( Somewhat spoilery )

"Project Runway" discussion post

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AWWWW!

I left on Top Design after the PR finale just 'cause and they're been showing clips from this season that we didn't see. And they showed a shot of Wesley and Daniel snuggling and holding hands! D'awww. Apparently they didn't avoid ALL of the cameras. :)