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[apocalypsos]

Gacked from illmantrium ...


Jessica Simpson Joins 'X-Men 3' Cast

Author: Alan Stanley Blair
Date: 07-13-2004
Source: Irish Examiner

The stunning singer Jessica Simpson is set to dazzle moviegoers everywhere, as she prepares to make her way into the comic book world of X-Men.

Simpson, who has also managed to land a role in the upcoming film adaptation "The Dukes Of Hazzard," will play the mutant superhero known only as Dazzler. According to the comics, Dazzler has the ability to convert sonic vibrations into various forms of photonic energy, including laser beams and holographic illusions.

"Jessica sent an audition tape and producers were impressed," said a source close to Simpson. "They will possibly give her a small role in 'X-Men 3' as a lounge singer to introduce the character of Dazzler."

Dazzler will work along side Hugh Jackman’s character of Wolverine, who has been the focus of the previous two films. Her appearance in the third film of the X-Men franchise will mark the singer’s first appearance in a genre film, having spent most of her time working in dramas. Her new film, "Walk On" currently is in production and is scheduled to be released at some point next year.

I ... I ... I ... *brainexplodeydeath*

This had better be someone's idea of a bad joke. A bad, bad joke.

Comments

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

Who is Jessica Simpson?

::is pop culture impaired, as if you couldn't tell by the icon::

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

There's Britney Spears, then there's Christina Aguilera, then's there's Mandy Moore, and somewhere on that third tier of anoying femal pop star is Jessica Simpson. And where Britney's got the beauty, Christina's probably got the best singing voice, and Mandy's actually kind of charming, Jessica's selling point (because of her and her husbad's reality TV show Newlyweds) is pure, unadulterated idiocy.

She was once questioned whether "Chicken of the Sea" was tuna or chicken, to give you some idea. She might be faking her stupid, but if she is, it just makes her that much more annoying.

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

You know, that's exactly the explanation I've been needing for the last six months.