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[apocalypsos]

I got my hair trimmed and now it reaches my chin again. Woohoo! Pretty! *swishes hair back and forth*

And now for the Friday time-waster ... tell a joke. C'mon, make ye olde friends list laugh. :)

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Since the prevailing theme seems to be lightbulbs:

How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to change a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy and one to get the Diet Cokes.

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Two nuns are ordered by their Mother Superior to paint her study, without getting a drop of paint on their habits. They think about it for a few minutes, lock the door, and decide to paint naked. A few hours later someone knocks on the door, announcing "Blind man!" The nuns shrug and think, what harm is done if he is blind? They let him in. He says "Nice tits. Where should I put these blinds?"