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[apocalypsos]

Dear Renee Zellweger,

You have to gain weight to play Bridget Jones. Fine. I get that. But the weight that you have to reach to play her? That's my weight.

If the media wants to make a big deal about how you have to get "fat" to play Bridget, the media's obviously too stupid to realize that the "fat" you should still be able to fit into a pair of size 6 jeans from Old Navy. Which means that the "regular" you can probably fit into the size 1 jeans, which can only be worn by microphone stands and Olive Oyl.

Just remember, regular Renee gets engaged to Jim Carrey. Eats-a-sandwich Renee makes out with Colin Firth and Hugh Grant.

Comments

[wickedripeplum.livejournal.com]

The thing that annoys me about the whole Renee gains sooo much weight to play Bridget Jones is that she looks better with the extra weight. She has so little fat in her normally that she just looks old. Yet everyone is so amazed by the sacrifice she's making for her craft.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

She doesn't look old to me normally, she just looks like she's dying prettily from a wasting disease.