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Today, I saw a guy walking down the street wearing a bicycle helmet. You know, I could think that he's crazy and bangs his head off things, or that he's paranoid and thinks the sky is falling, but I decided to be optimistic and just think that he was riding a bike, but the bicycle gnomes stole it out from under him and he just was being really casual about the whole thing.

I also stopped at McDonald's, and I still want to know why they don't give toys in every meal they give out instead of just the kids' meals. Seriously, they could give the exact same thing in every single meal, just in different sizes. The kids get Matchbox cars, so adults who buy meals could get Mini-Coopers. Hell, it'd keep me away from Burger King.

Ooo, and note to the DOT ... certain intersections need lights. Thinking that some people can drive across six lanes of traffic without difficulty also presupposes that most people don't drive like complete and total asstards.

(You notice, of course, that I didn't mention that I was the asstard here. Um ... forget I said anything.)

And I have orange nail polish. *user jumps up and down happily* Hey, don't look at me. You don't have orange nail polish, do you?

*happy sigh*

Ah, my friends list ... you entertain me so after such a long, tiresome work day.

You realize, of course, that that's all of the warning you're going to get. ;)

*user pounces on her friends list and shags like the mad Livejournal hornball she is, then magically turns everyone from the casts of the LOTR movies, Smallville, Buffy, Angel, The O.C., Highlander, and Alias into identical nymphomaniac octuplets before flinging them all in the general direction of her exhausted friends list*

Oh, yeah, and I created another community, dear_asshat. Funny, how no one was using that name yet. It just rolls right off the tongue in such a poetic fashion. :)