1st
01:56

Know why I'm awesome?

- 15 comments

03:57

Okay, so maybe I needed to do one more thing before I start writing.

- 24 comments

11:45

Another "Heroes" comment ...

- 16 comments

16:19

Well, would you look at that?

- 3 comments

16:53

That's fucking brilliant.

- 1 comment

2nd
07:38

*groans*

- 7 comments

11:01

The verdict is in. Okay, most of it.

- 7 comments

3rd
07:32

Gay bar tonight! And the nightclub tomorrow night! Woohoo!

- 7 comments

13:34

One show down, four to go.

- 2 comments

15:55

And that makes two.

- 2 comments

16:26

Hey!

- 23 comments

18:28

FINALLY.

- 25 comments

4th
11:53

The gay guys have decided to keep me as their pet.

- 3 comments

5th
01:25

Am back from the bar.

- 2 comments

12:41

Bwuh?

- 8 comments

14:19

ARGH.

- 5 comments

20:52

*sigh*

- 5 comments

6th
11:44

YAY! It's that time of year again!

- 6 comments

17:06

Okay, that kind of smarts.

- 2 comments

21:16

*chokes*

- 20 comments

22:08

*squeals*

- 20 comments

7th
10:44

If I were smart, I would sleep today.

- 3 comments

15:59

Well, there goes my game.

- 1 comment

8th
06:57

It's like Christmas in November, except not.

- 11 comments

15:57

Hey, I know this dance, but I only do it for ponies and candy and cupcakes.

- 17 comments

9th
06:48

Can't stand upright. Please send wall for propping purposes.

- 7 comments

10th
16:25

Nobody let me near a Borders again. My bank account hates me.

- 5 comments

11th
15:15

This is the part where I groan and bang my head against stuff.

- 7 comments

18:59

Huh.

- 6 comments

12th
11:00

And now your moment of zen for today.

- 11 comments

17:15

I'd have to go naked, which I'm not sure many would appreciate.

- 8 comments

21:02

*sigh*

- 3 comments

13th
01:03

I'll catch up, damn it.

- 9 comments

11:30

(no subject)

- 4 comments

16:11

Do you know what would make me happy?

- 11 comments

20:03

Close enough for government work

- 3 comments

21:09

(no subject)

- 32 comments

22:05

Wait, what'd he say?

- 15 comments

22:51

(no subject)

- 35 comments

14th
11:56

Oh, why did I even bother waking up?

- 4 comments

15:51

I don't have a small child, so I'll just use my mother.

- 1 comment

21:16

*chokes*

- 9 comments

16th
13:37

They're microwaving a hand on "CSI Miami."

- 5 comments

17th
07:25

Fine, I surrender.

- 9 comments

15:52

Words cannot encompass all the WOE.

- 8 comments

18th
15:40

Yeah, that's funny, except not so much.

- 2 comments

20th
01:36

I really need to stop saying, "I want to play with my new toy!" in public.

- 13 comments

03:53

My parents are evil.

- 5 comments

16:34

I can't do this anymore.

- 14 comments

21:20

HA!

- 27 comments

22:31

Post-Heroes spec

- 87 comments

21st
00:13

Okay, quick question for people who know more about cars than I do.

- 31 comments

05:30

Great. Now all I need is a spare kidney to sell.

- 9 comments

10:39

It's the most wonderful time of the year if you don't mind being the middleman.

- 3 comments

17:56

The cat has now been returned to me.

- 17 comments

21:21

*splorfle*

- 7 comments

22:32

Okay, more thoughts.

- 13 comments

22nd
10:13

Hey, a little prayer couldn't hurt, right?

- 3 comments

11:13

Well.

- 12 comments

19:38

It makes me think of politics, too.

- 5 comments

23:27

Hey, guess what I haven't talked about in a while?

- 7 comments

23rd
06:56

*checks clock*

- 2 comments

11:59

You're all fired.

- 17 comments

25th
07:23

"I'm going to make a run for it! Just like the bulls, except not as pointy."

- 3 comments

26th
06:58

Guess who finally got all of the first two seasons of BSG downloaded?

- 7 comments

16:27

Hilariously awful ...

- 4 comments

27th
14:08

I don't want to buy a new car anymore. It's too hard, and there's math and stuff.

- 7 comments

15:49

Cheers! Er, I think.

- 5 comments

21:00

Well, that's the end of that.

- 7 comments

22:50

Awww, poor woobie.

- 28 comments

28th
11:34

So I finally caught up with "Dexter".

- 16 comments

18:03

I've done this before, but what the hell?

- 16 comments

22:06

"Good, because I always get stuck blowing up the pity balloons."

- 18 comments

23:44

You read my mind. So few people are able to read my mind.

- 7 comments

29th
13:37

I'll just be here rubbing at my temples until I feel brains.

- 12 comments

30th
03:59

Between this and my love for "Dexter", don't anybody sit next to me for the sake of your health.

- 9 comments

08:50

Fic: They'll Never Catch On (Supernatural)

- 49 comments

12:41

And then there's that third option, that she's just twisted.