WINNER.

A clip from tonight's Shear Genius.

Ben, 32
Self-Proclaimed Ninja

And that, Your Honor, is why this is currently the best reality show on TV. *thumbs up*

On the bright side, ZOMBIES.

I'm in the Panera on the mountain right across from the movie theater. And in a matter of minutes I am actually going to go to a movie. Criminy, I can't even remember the last time I went to the movies. Just thinking about that makes me sad, yo. Used to be I went to the movies every other damn weekend and I'm missing so much stuff.

I can see the movie theater from where I'm sitting and it gives me a happy. Also giving me a happy -- it's raining and some idiot left their back car window open. I'm really far too easily amused sometimes.

And now fic bits, because I've been looking through the files that have accumulated in my documents file and found stuff I didn't even know I had. God only knows if I'll ever finish any of them at this rate, but still.

( SPN, AU of the events of the pilot )

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( Betty/Charlie/Henry threesome that I still haven't quite finished )

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( Hooker!Dean AU )

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( A hundred things John and Dean did while Sam was gone )

Why I can't use my lap desk anymore.

Because it's now a cat bed, that's why.



Meanwhile, 28 Weeks Later was fucking SWEET, and it scared the hell out of me. And the one actress in it was so damn pretty that now I'm horribly tempted to change my "female lead and male sidekick on a road trip" story into a "two average chicks on the run" story.

[Poll #985998]

The great thing is that I finally figured out what the hell I want to do with it, so YAY!

Anyway, now I have seen spazzy gory zombie attacks and I've been scared out of my wits, so I'm ready for Ben in a ninja costume sneaking up on people at the mall and trimming their hair or whatever.

EDIT: Ooo, ooo! And a meme from taraljc:

Name a character and I'll tell you three (or more) facts about them from my own personal pseudo-canon.

Oh, big gay hairstyling show.

( Shear Genius )

I can be fucking thorough, y'all.

My last day at work, I killed time by writing down a bunch of notes for something I planned on writing regarding my beliefs (or hopes, I guess) of what would happen on the SPN finale. And then the whole ordering-dinner debacle happened and I was really annoyed and the landlord came over and ... well, distracted. But I want to get this off my chest before the finale even if it's completely wrong, just because I watch and note stuff and get ideas and I might as well write down my particular theory on this.

( Bait and switch, or why I don't think Dean Winchester's just a pretty coat rack )

Like I said, this is pretty much me explaining where I'm coming from in regards to that particular belief. And if it comes true tonight I will pretty much SPAZZ OUT. :)

EDIT: *sigh* I can meta hardcore and yet I can't pry fic from my brain to save my life lately? Well, fuck you too, brain.

OTHER EDIT: It also strikes me that if there isn't already an SPN version of heroes_meta there should be. And it could have a fic quotes section!

I'm, um, not starting that comm.

*pokes anybody else on my friends list* You do it.