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AMEN.

Fic rec: Dirty Laundry, by literarylemming. Lost ... a fluffy little story featuring Charlie, Claire, and Hurley. This is why these three are my favorites. :)

Man, I need printer ink. And paper. And to go to Staples and swoon over the pretty office supplies. Oh, yeah, I should probably ... you know, write and all. Urgh. I will not play hooky from work today, I will not play hooky from work today ... (Even though I sneezed a few times yesterday and said I had a headache and could totally get away with saying I had a cold. *sigh*)

EDIT: There's a news story on the ABC morning show right now about a doctor who invented a machine where you stick an electrode in your back and it gives you an orgasm. They get extra points for no one making a crack about hitting a button on the remote over and over again until you die of happy.

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Well, I called in sick at work, but Colin, God of Sex, was busy doing something else and said through Oh-Woe-Is-Me-Ooooo that he'd call me back when he was done. Wish he'd hurry up and call back already. *grumblegrumble*

Jeez, I haven't played hooky in about six months. :)

EDIT: ACK! More Lost spoilers on AICN! ( In which I comment on said spoilers )

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*glares at phone* Oh, for Christ's sake, call already!

EDIT: I feel like I'm waiting for a date to call me. I feel like I can't get anything done unless he calls me back, because I know damn well if he does call me back, it's going to try to persuade me to come into work today. *sigh*

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Well, after talking to Colin, God of Sex, I remembered that Oh-Woe-Is-Me-Ooooo has to leave early today to take her mother to the doctor. Ooops.

So I agreed to come in at 4 o'clock. Hey, at least it gives me a little extra writing time and I still don't lose all that many hours of work. (Not to mention I can pick up printer ink and paper before I come home tonight.)

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15,394 / 50,000 (30.8%)

Okay, this is the count up to now, but I've spent the last few hours adding dialogue in a way that I can add action later in between the lines. What can I say? That's the way I outline my chapters, by writing out the dialogue first.

I seriously do need to print it out when I get home tonight and stick it into a notebook with big old spaces in between the stuff I've already written so that I can fill in the blanks. I've officially gotten to that point where I really need to see a hard copy, which sucks because I inevitably get to that point right about the time that I run out of printer ink.

*sighs*

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So I stopped at Best Buy before going to work to get printer ink and paper and very nearly broke my No Movies rule to buy The Breed. (Instead of what I did do, which was break it to buy a copy of a movie I haven't seen in years but am thinking of reccing on movie_recs. And also Oscar, because it was only $5.99, which was only slightly less expense to me than the cost of the embarrassment I feel.)

The Breed, for anyone who doesn't know, was an absolutely dreadful vampire movie starring Adrian Paul. And I call it "absolutely dreadful" as someone who has an unapologetic love for My Best Friend is a Vampire and Sundown: The Vampire in Retreat. It's crap in the purest sense of the word, but it's honestly pure-grade %100 Q&A-movie-review-fertilizer crap. I would just have to lose six bucks and two hours of time to that fiasco to write the review, alas, so it stayed at Best Buy. And will stay there, forever and ever, as long as karma continues to tussle with Adrian Paul's sad, sad career. :)

EDIT: Dear Sweet Factory, please sell Bottlecaps in bulk. That's all I ask. Sincerely, me.

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Well, that may be the first time I've seen the birth control pill issue make the front page of Yahoo. Of course, it still makes me want to become a pharmacist not only to give out birth control, but to keep from giving out Viagra.

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Ashcroft resigns.

YAAAAAAAAAY!

*passes out party favors*

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Women Wrongly Warned Cancer, Abortion Tied

There's a billboard when you get off of one of the highway exits in northeastern PA that says "Abortion kills babies and hurts women." If I could blow up one thing on the planet with explosives, that'd be it.

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Monster-In-Law -- *dies laughing* Okay, that bit where Jane Fonda does that thing to Jennifer Lopez that I won't ruin but you'll recognize as soon as you see it? Yeah, that soooooo needs to be an icon. Hee.