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For anybody doing a pairing from The List That Ate Fandom, remember to give me a link to the story so I can share with the rest of the kids.

And also, I think I'm doing Jake/Rogue, although I may seriously have to bone up on my comics knowledge. Anyway. Number 95. Right here. Because I, you know, wrote it.

( Bruce and Lana: A Love Story )

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I'm sure you've all seen Michael Jackson's creepy-as-fuck mug shot. Sleep, I bid you a fond farewell, as due to this photo I will never be seeing you again.

You know what gets me? I know it'll traumatize you severely, but look closely. The man is 5'11" and weighs 120 freaking pounds. To put this in perspective, I'm a 5'2" female who weighs 130 lbs or so, and I'm considered thin. I don't care if he is a dancer, there's something wrong with that.

Yeah, like the melted-Barbie face wasn't a neon sign of that diagnosis. Dude, if ninety percent of your face isn't actual face anymore, maybe you should avoid standing near hot things like open flames or the sun or something.

Has anybody else seen "Death Becomes Her"? Because Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn are so repairing Michael's face. I mean, look at the hairline! Ick.

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How I know I'm a sick, twisted bastard who needs her head examined:

I was checking my friends list at work when "Baby Love" came on the radio, and my first thought was, "Huh. Wouldn't that be the perfect make-out song for Michael Jackson?"

Don't worry, I'll lobotomize myself so you won't have to.

Fandom Pairing stuffies

Okay, per request, these are the links to the stories that I can find from the first Fandom Pairing list. (If anybody wrote a story the first time around which is not on this list -- and I know there has to be -- feel free to post a link in the comments of this post.)

My Giles/Joe silly short fic.
Doqz's Ash/Lilah (sorta) fic *G*
Alchemywizardry's Willow/Wolvie fic
Wal_lace's Magneto/Connor fic
Dexfarkin's Oz/Cyclops fic

And here's the list again, but this time with who's got dibs on which pairing. I only posted dibs that were definites, so if you still want to call dibs on a pairing and I didn't put it on this time, go ahead and call it now. (Like I said, though, there's no time limit for any of this.)

( The list, with dibs marked )

EDIT: Damn. I call dibs on Spike/Kyle Duarte.

Brain, I loathe and despise you.

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You know, I haven't mentioned this yet really, but Jonathan Brandis dying actually hits me in a weird, nostalgic place.

When I was in high school, one of the memories that stands out for reasons I can't even begin to comprehend is my friends and I arguing at Monday's lunch for a television season or two what we'd watched the night before, Seaquest or Lois and Clark.

Stupid, yeah. But still.

I know I didn't watch Thursday's episode, but this must be said.

Dear "ER" writers,

I know the definition of the word "irony". There is no need to beat it into my head with Romano's go-go gadget arm.

That is all.