1st
10:18 pm

I wonder if the lack of a slutty nurse Halloween costume is the big turnoff.

- 18 comments

2nd
06:56 am

Oh, okay then.

- 14 comments

3rd
09:16 am

I don't have to go to work for three days. Your argument .... yadda yadda.

- 3 comments

4th
07:39 am

I would like to know how my cat knows to wake me up at PRECISELY 5:30 every damn day.

- 5 comments

06:16 pm

Because it's a lot easier than bugging the guys at Best Buy.

- 14 comments

09:37 pm

A frustrated status of the writer



5th
10:11 am

And then I floated all the way home.

- 7 comments

04:41 pm

*squeak*



6th
08:37 am

Oh, I see.

- 3 comments

09:55 pm

I don't know which is worse ...

- 9 comments

11:13 pm

That was ... interesting.

- 3 comments

7th
07:10 am

Are ... are you fucking serious?

- 19 comments

10:18 pm

Woohoo!

- 2 comments

8th
07:04 am

I fell asleep during the judging, but ...

- 5 comments

11:33 pm

Time to go to bed.

- 1 comment

11th
10:05 am

I miss the internet. It's so ... full of porn.

- 1 comment

12th
08:41 pm

How many different kinds of exhausted can one person be?



13th
10:36 pm

Oh, Oliver, you ginormous goober.

- 4 comments

14th
07:25 am

Which comes first, the large paycheck or the mental breakdown?

- 12 comments

15th
10:04 am

Because all of the good writers are white men, don't you know.

- 4 comments

09:20 pm

Oh, that's what I forgot to give up ... sleeping.

- 2 comments

16th
07:55 am

So it's sort of like the icon, except ... not.

- 7 comments

17th
09:48 am

A request from my annoyingly busy ass.



06:34 pm

Seriously, though. Back to what I was on about this morning.

- 11 comments

18th
11:21 am

Surprise!

- 3 comments

09:19 pm

Am watching Leverage ...

- 7 comments

20th
08:48 am

You know what I love?

- 22 comments

08:25 pm

It's one of the great truths on the internet ...

- 15 comments

09:43 pm

Hey, say that again. It makes me giggle in my silly place.

- 7 comments

22nd
07:20 pm

I'm starting to think my bank is fucking with me.



10:33 pm

A few things at random

- 4 comments

24th
09:59 am

Is it Tim and Heidi time yet? How about now?

- 2 comments

08:47 pm

I need this movie to be real and I need it to be real *yesterday*.

- 13 comments

25th
09:32 am

Random things

- 6 comments

26th
06:49 pm

No words whatsoever.

- 18 comments

29th
08:58 pm

The weekend's heeeeeere, have a can of beeeeer ...

- 4 comments

09:48 pm

The existence of this thing ...

- 18 comments

10:30 pm

NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN, TIM AND HEIDI.

- 7 comments

30th
09:39 am

Random semi-serious morning thought

- 4 comments

31st
09:37 am

missyjack loves me and wants me to be happy.

- 2 comments

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