- 1st
- 10:18 pm
I wonder if the lack of a slutty nurse Halloween costume is the big turnoff.
- 18 comments
- 2nd
- 06:56 am
Oh, okay then.
- 14 comments
- 3rd
- 09:16 am
I don't have to go to work for three days. Your argument .... yadda yadda.
- 3 comments
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- 4th
- 07:39 am
I would like to know how my cat knows to wake me up at PRECISELY 5:30 every damn day.
- 5 comments
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06:16 pmBecause it's a lot easier than bugging the guys at Best Buy.
- 14 comments
09:37 pmA frustrated status of the writer
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- 5th
- 10:11 am
And then I floated all the way home.
- 7 comments
04:41 pm*squeak*
- 6th
- 08:37 am
Oh, I see.
- 3 comments
09:55 pmI don't know which is worse ...
- 9 comments
11:13 pmThat was ... interesting.
- 3 comments
- 7th
- 07:10 am
Are ... are you fucking serious?
- 19 comments
10:18 pmWoohoo!
- 2 comments
- 8th
- 07:04 am
I fell asleep during the judging, but ...
- 5 comments
11:33 pmTime to go to bed.
- 1 comment
- 11th
- 10:05 am
I miss the internet. It's so ... full of porn.
- 1 comment
- 12th
- 08:41 pm
How many different kinds of exhausted can one person be?
- 13th
- 10:36 pm
Oh, Oliver, you ginormous goober.
- 4 comments
- 14th
- 07:25 am
Which comes first, the large paycheck or the mental breakdown?
- 12 comments
- 15th
- 10:04 am
Because all of the good writers are white men, don't you know.
- 4 comments
09:20 pmOh, that's what I forgot to give up ... sleeping.
- 2 comments
- 16th
- 07:55 am
So it's sort of like the icon, except ... not.
- 7 comments
- 17th
- 09:48 am
A request from my annoyingly busy ass.
06:34 pmSeriously, though. Back to what I was on about this morning.
- 11 comments
- 18th
- 11:21 am
Surprise!
- 3 comments
09:19 pmAm watching Leverage ...
- 7 comments
- 20th
- 08:48 am
You know what I love?
- 22 comments
08:25 pmIt's one of the great truths on the internet ...
- 15 comments
09:43 pmHey, say that again. It makes me giggle in my silly place.
- 7 comments
- 22nd
- 07:20 pm
I'm starting to think my bank is fucking with me.
10:33 pmA few things at random
- 4 comments
- 24th
- 09:59 am
Is it Tim and Heidi time yet? How about now?
- 2 comments
08:47 pmI need this movie to be real and I need it to be real *yesterday*.
- 13 comments
- 25th
- 09:32 am
Random things
- 6 comments
- 26th
- 06:49 pm
No words whatsoever.
- 18 comments
- 29th
- 08:58 pm
The weekend's heeeeeere, have a can of beeeeer ...
- 4 comments
09:48 pmThe existence of this thing ...
- 18 comments
10:30 pmNEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN, TIM AND HEIDI.
- 7 comments
- 30th
- 09:39 am
Random semi-serious morning thought
- 4 comments
- 31st
- 09:37 am
missyjack loves me and wants me to be happy.
- 2 comments