- 1st
- 01:39 pm
Somebody feed me something.
- 3 comments
03:15 pmLast night's America's Got Talent
- 2nd
- 04:06 pm
Oh, for FUCK'S sake.
- 15 comments
07:08 pmFuck it.
- 13 comments
11:54 pmDynamite might have just been faster. And more explodey.
- 3 comments
- 3rd
- 04:25 pm
In non-wank-related news ...
- 10 comments
05:37 pmARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
- 8 comments
- 5th
- 05:24 pm
Oh, LJ, you so crazy.
- 20 comments
10:25 pmHey! So guess what?
- 7 comments
- 6th
- 12:56 pm
Random stuff
- 11 comments
- 7th
- 07:11 am
Yeah, okay, so guess what?
- 2 comments
- 8th
- 01:36 pm
Yuck.
- 10 comments
04:12 pmI just figured it out.
- 3 comments
- 9th
- 04:10 pm
Yay, money!
- 4 comments
- 10th
- 05:00 pm
Okay, maybe I'm obsessing on "America's Got Talent" a little too much.
- 3 comments
11:45 pmEnough procrastinating, damn it.
- 11th
- 03:54 am
Okay, so, yeah.
- 1 comment
09:49 amAwesome!
- 6 comments
11:28 amI do not think that means what you think it means.
- 13 comments
12:16 pm*plays with hair for a while*
- 1 comment
11:33 pmHA!
- 9 comments
- 12th
- 12:40 pm
See, this is why we can't have nice things.
- 2 comments
02:21 pmSo about that stringing-together-scenes thing ...
- 9 comments
07:55 pmSo I'm watching VH-1 ...
- 10 comments
09:36 pmI was watching the Top 40 Reality TV Moments before ...
- 18 comments
- 13th
- 02:02 pm
So, let's see.
- 9 comments
- 14th
- 04:33 am
After reading the TWoP summary of last week's "Top Chef" ...
- 1 comment
12:30 pmRandom stuff
- 15 comments
01:25 pmBoosting this from Penknife ...
- 43 comments
07:14 pm"You realize if we played by the rules right now, we'd be in gym?"
- 1 comment
08:18 pmA quick comment on tonight's "America's Got Talent"
11:46 pmThe "America's Got Talent" final performances
- 2 comments
- 15th
- 01:37 am
So I go down to the minimart to pick up a two-liter of soda ...
- 8 comments
12:09 pmOkay, that's just gross.
12:49 pmBecause Terry Fator is awesome ...
- 3 comments
04:42 pmI was bored out of my mind and bouncing around TWoP ...
- 15 comments
Tags:
06:46 pm"What did you learn in kindergarten today?" "Shaaaaaaring."
- 4 comments
10:22 pmHow much do I love CJ?
- 14 comments
- 16th
- 12:01 pm
"Shut up, and don't touch my popcorn."
- 45 comments
05:49 pmRandom stuff
- 2 comments
- 17th
- 12:02 am
And I'm not even drunk yet!
- 11 comments
09:06 am*squeaks*
- 2 comments
12:50 pmSo to celebrate my own personal mental health week ...
- 2 comments
10:24 pmMary Winchester is trying to sell me asthma medication. That's a little strange.
- 6 comments
- 18th
- 01:36 pm
At random ...
- 2 comments
07:20 pmYou know, I used to build fibreoptic circuit boards for a living. That's why this is funny.
- 11 comments
10:08 pmIs the cute little redhead going to have to choke a bitch?
- 15 comments
- 19th
- 02:19 pm
This may be one of my favorite commercials ever.
- 22 comments
04:52 pmOne of you needs to come over to my apartment and make me dinner. I'd like steak, please.
- 13 comments
09:53 pmDear Yahoo News ...
- 15 comments
- 20th
- 09:52 am
I need a nap to catch up on the sleep I missed when I was sleeping for ten straight hours.
- 18 comments
01:17 pmSo what have I accomplished so far today?
- 2 comments
08:53 pmI've figured it out. Compaq is trying to commit suicide by pissed-off customer.
- 10 comments
- 21st
- 12:02 pm
Twelve o'clock and still no phone call from Compaq.
- 13 comments
08:04 pmYes, I'm going to dork out over "America's Got Talent". Sue me.
- 17 comments
10:03 pm"America's Got Talent" finale
- 5 comments
10:38 pmI swear I will get that duet up here as soon as it hits Youtube ...
- 22nd
- 09:42 am
Terry Fator performing with Kermit
- 8 comments
- 23rd
- 03:52 pm
Not enough time in the day. Or the night. Or at mid-afternoon right about the time that I wake up.
- 5 comments
- 24th
- 02:15 pm
So I wake up ...
- 3 comments
- 25th
- 05:14 pm
Look at me, devoid of all real content.
- 3 comments
- 26th
- 07:48 am
At random on the beginning of my much-anticipated four-day weekend ...
- 14 comments
07:51 pmHey, look, I found something to write meta about!
- 24 comments
11:58 pmTime to redecorate!
- 8 comments
- 27th
- 03:26 pm
Well, that's nice to wake up to.
- 11 comments
11:24 pmBlaaaaaargh.
- 42 comments
- 28th
- 02:25 am
Why is it so damn hard for me to stay up late when I want to when I work nights, for Pete's sake?
- 4 comments
10:10 amROCK.
- 6 comments
06:47 pmHe probably just couldn't find the remote but, HA!
- 1 comment
- 29th
- 01:02 am
Maybe a deadline will help. Or a gun to the head. Or a smack to the head.
07:58 amThe first time I saw it, I screamed, and not in a good way.
- 7 comments
07:10 pmWelcome to my life.
- 1 comment
08:11 pmWait, seriously?
- 13 comments
- 30th
- 12:39 pm
*grabbyhands*
- 5 comments
05:03 pmWoohoo!
- 12 comments
- 31st
- 07:02 am
What? It IS on the to-do list.
- 10 comments