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- 1st
- 02:24 pm
I'm reading a bag of oranges. Now go away.
- 55 comments
04:49 pmLook at me, all getting shit done.
- 2 comments
- 2nd
- 04:48 pm
I think I saw a Monty Python sketch like this once.
- 5 comments
- 3rd
- 07:17 pm
It's not my fault, damn it. Hollywood did this to me.
- 9 comments
- 4th
- 08:07 am
Well, that's one thing off my list.
- 9 comments
09:37 amHa! That's awesome.
- 10 comments
04:57 pmI have something you don't have, I have something you don't have ...
- 7 comments
06:45 pmWhy don't I have an icon of Michael Bolton smashing a fax machine?
09:13 pm*sad puppy face*
- 3 comments
- 5th
- 04:08 pm
Well, that's one thing off my to-do list.
10:36 pmLinks are fun! Except these ones, because people suck.
- 10 comments
11:15 pm"Are you building a Smurf village over there?"
- 9 comments
- 6th
- 02:15 am
This is what's commonly called an exercise in futility.
- 10 comments
09:44 amFurther clarification on the college thing:
- 10 comments
04:39 pmDid you know that when you open the hood of a Honda Element, a big Kleenex pops up?
- 3 comments
07:34 pmFor my own personal reference ...
- 9 comments
- 7th
- 04:28 pm
I was just supposed to be getting a check-up for plasma donation, damn it.
- 23 comments
- 8th
- 03:02 pm
"I don't like to think about old people having sex and yet you keep talking about your sex life."
- 4 comments
05:11 pmHuh.
- 3 comments
- 9th
- 03:24 pm
That's okay, I'd rather be bored out of my mind and humming ABBA songs.
- 2 comments
03:50 pmThis is why I have to go back to college.
- 9 comments
- 11th
- 04:25 pm
I think I sprained something.
- 14 comments
11:58 pmMy life, as summed up by a T-shirt.
- 3 comments
- 12th
- 02:21 am
It's either this or stare at a wall.
- 49 comments
12:52 pmWhat is your major malfunction?
- 5 comments
05:18 pmI has a college application.
- 9 comments
07:09 pmWhat computers will be like in the future ...
- 3 comments
- 13th
- 12:59 pm
Why did I take overtime again?
- 6 comments
10:35 pmThey're just going to keep taunting me with new designers until I go insane.
- 2 comments
- 14th
- 02:10 am
Bravo has me by the short hairs.
- 3 comments
03:47 amFic: This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things (CW RPS, PG-13)
- 51 comments
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05:03 pmDear old couple on the passenger side of the car I drove around in the bank parking lot ...
- 3 comments
08:14 pmRandom stuff ...
10:05 pmDude, SWEET.
- 3 comments
- 15th
- 03:47 pm
At random ...
- 6 comments
- 16th
- 06:57 am
There is a reason I got a Smirnoff from the fridge as soon as I got home ...
- 3 comments
03:14 pmWhy ...
- 12 comments
- 18th
- 05:05 pm
This officially sucks. I have paperwork that says so and everything.
- 17 comments
- 19th
- 03:18 pm
See? I completely suck at that whole being-a-virgin thing.
- 41 comments
06:11 pmOkay, is she professionally idiotic or is it just a hobby?
- 8 comments
06:44 pmYuletide! Woohoo!
- 16 comments
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- 20th
- 03:38 pm
Why do I feel the sudden overwhelming urge to write tonight?
- 6 comments
- 21st
- 05:44 pm
BLARGH.
- 5 comments
- 22nd
- 04:34 pm
I knew that was going to come back to bite him in the ass.
- 5 comments
07:40 pmRandom stuff
- 14 comments
11:06 pmAnd counting ...
- 11 comments
- 23rd
- 04:31 am
Seven random facts about me ...
- 19 comments
- 24th
- 07:28 am
It's called "midget tossing" because short people are easily thrown directly at the face.
- 26 comments
04:49 pmAlso, the sky is blue, the grass is green and Britney Spears needs a smack upside the head.
- 13 comments
- 25th
- 03:23 pm
My laptop's coming back tomorrow! My laptop's coming back tomorrow!
- 12 comments
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- 26th
- 03:11 pm
Random stuff
- 2 comments
03:20 pmWOOHOO!
- 14 comments
- 27th
- 02:08 pm
Random stuff
- 2 comments
06:49 pmSee that kid in the icon?
- 2 comments
08:00 pmOkay ...
- 8 comments
- 28th
- 02:03 am
It's worth a shot.
- 6 comments
03:43 pmAnd now, more fannishment ...
- 53 comments
- 29th
- 07:28 am
Why didn't I think of that?
- 69 comments
06:24 pmIn other words, I have a GREAT gene pool.
- 11 comments
- 30th
- 02:10 am
Wow, that was almost physically painful.
- 33 comments
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