- 1st
- 11:20 am
I hate April Fools' Day.
- 4 comments
12:41 pmBOYS.
- 3 comments
02:12 pmRandom stuff
- 27 comments
06:52 pmI love it when they're touchy-feely.
07:49 pmHeh.
- 6 comments
09:59 pm"Make Me A Supermodel"
- 12 comments
- 2nd
- 11:36 am
Oh, good.
- 4 comments
01:22 pmHeeeee.
- 13 comments
02:50 pmFor my own personal reference ...
06:33 pmYuck.
- 16 comments
09:05 pm(no subject)
- 12 comments
09:40 pm(no subject)
- 14 comments
10:01 pmFor the first time in a long time ...
- 7 comments
- 3rd
- 07:15 am
So I've been thinking ...
- 34 comments
01:04 pmHas anybody seen a brain? Maybe you could check the gutter nearest to you ...
- 2 comments
03:22 pmThe stupid, it BURNS.
- 25 comments
06:11 pmI blame the 1-Hit Wonder radio station for everything that goes right in my life.
- 6 comments
08:54 pmYAY!
- 1 comment
- 4th
- 12:54 pm
So I'm finally getting to see this week's Project Runway Canada.
05:38 pmLadies, who needs a pick-me-up?
- 13 comments
06:53 pmWe'll eventually get one for the '90s, right?
10:42 pmThis is the front page of Yahoo right now.
- 38 comments
11:46 pmBetter than nothing, I say.
- 2 comments
- 5th
- 07:34 am
"If I were psychic, you think I'd be writing? Writing is HARD."
- 8 comments
10:49 amAnd to follow up the post where I talk about my writing process ...
12:48 pmCould somebody please do me a HUGE favor?
- 1 comment
- 6th
- 09:25 am
Random stuff
- 1 comment
11:35 amWINNER.
- 4 comments
04:44 pmBLARGH.
09:20 pmI'm ... confused.
- 12 comments
09:47 pmWAT.
- 14 comments
11:01 pmWho wants to blow things up?
- 7th
- 11:30 am
WOOHOO.
- 9 comments
11:44 amOh, good Lord.
- 6 comments
07:23 pmI'm a wee bit sore all over.
- 2 comments
- 8th
- 10:12 am
Aw, man.
- 1 comment
01:13 pm*fidgets*
- 13 comments
04:26 pmHow lazy am I?
- 4 comments
06:42 pmAw, Christian.
07:10 pmGuys, do me a favor?
08:47 pmRandom stuff
- 3 comments
- 9th
- 06:55 am
Let me tell you guys ...
- 1 comment
12:03 pmAaaaand that's all, folks!
- 4 comments
01:02 pmAnd, DONE.
- 4 comments
07:45 pmThere. Now I have no excuses.
- 5 comments
- 10th
- 07:33 am
This is your lesson, conservatives.
- 21 comments
- 11th
- 11:25 am
Yeah, this is me whinging again.
- 13 comments
01:51 pmHa, ha, you fail at reality shows.
- 2 comments
11:10 pmI was supposed to go to the bar tonight.
- 2 comments
- 12th
- 11:33 am
Holy CRAP, you guys.
- 7 comments
03:41 pmWho doesn't love a good Google bomb?
- 2 comments
06:28 pmUm.
- 3 comments
09:31 pmBwahahahaha!
- 1 comment
- 13th
- 07:20 am
Fuck it.
- 22 comments
09:33 amI am having a moment.
- 10 comments
09:52 pm*unintelligible chipmunk noises*
- 7 comments
- 14th
- 12:25 pm
Random stuff
- 1 comment
03:03 pmHeh.
- 1 comment
05:06 pmExcuse me, I'll just be laughing until I sprain something.
- 15 comments
07:40 pm*squeak*
- 3 comments
09:41 pmThis is so wrong, and YET.
- 2 comments
- 15th
- 11:23 am
Dogpile on the random post!
- 10 comments
03:30 pmThat whole "getting into shape for spring" sitch.
- 1 comment
- 16th
- 01:45 am
Now let me tell you the one about the horse with the long face ...
- 1 comment
10:59 amBe still, my heart.
- 6 comments
11:20 amRandom stuff
- 11 comments
07:33 pmA few things
- 12 comments
- 17th
- 01:13 pm
Random stuff for today
- 14 comments
04:57 pmWow.
- 13 comments
05:31 pmLet's try that.
- 19 comments
09:32 pmI've posted this before, but it never stops being awesome.
- 6 comments
- 18th
- 09:05 am
Good morning, y'all!
- 2 comments
11:39 amSuccess!
- 5 comments
03:59 pmAw, kid. Simon's blunt, but he's right. Amazing.
- 4 comments
04:38 pmYou know what's relaxing?
06:17 pmWell, that's one part done.
- 18 comments
- 19th
- 05:03 pm
They'll adopt me shortly. You'll see.
08:20 pmOh, for crying out loud.
- 2 comments
08:58 pmGIP!
- 10 comments
- 20th
- 07:46 am
And now, your morning YouTube vid.
- 10 comments
12:06 pmSuccess! I think.
- 2 comments
- 21st
- 09:55 am
Since other people are writing them, which I find hilaaaarious ...
- 1 comment
01:19 pmHere is why my cafe is made of muffins and sunshine.
- 1 comment
09:21 pmI'm going to smack my muse, the sneaky little bastard.
- 5 comments
- 22nd
- 09:44 am
The problem ...
- 6 comments
03:51 pmStatus of the Writer: Slow But Steady
- 5 comments
06:29 pmPeople should keep me away from the candy aisle.
- 17 comments
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08:17 pmAWWWWW.
- 7 comments
10:18 pmMake Me A Supermodel
- 4 comments
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- 23rd
- 10:40 am
I am sitting in the cafe being very busy and important ...
- 19 comments
04:27 pmUgh.
- 4 comments
07:02 pmI can almost certainly guarantee you will never be asked this question again.
- 18 comments
09:05 pmUpdating as we go ...
- 15 comments
10:01 pmAnd here we go again ...
- 13 comments
- 24th
- 07:54 am
BLARGH.
- 8 comments
01:24 pmAt random ...
03:36 pmLet's have a taste test!
- 4 comments
07:35 pmNot watching "Harper's Island"?
- 4 comments
08:37 pmHuh.
- 26th
- 07:20 am
I'm awake! This is considered an accomplishment.
- 3 comments
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12:02 pmAw, Deadpool.
- 5 comments
02:51 pmIs it bad ...
- 14 comments
04:33 pmHey, look at that.
- 6 comments
09:28 pmDude.
- 5 comments
10:26 pmHey, that'll work.
- 27th
- 08:54 am
You tell 'em, Madam Secretary.
- 14 comments
11:39 am*dies laughing*
- 4 comments
12:02 pmYou guys, you guys!
01:10 pmHuh.
04:04 pmWell ...
- 2 comments
04:32 pmRandom stuff
- 27 comments
07:29 pm*squeak*
08:22 pmHA!
- 3 comments
08:59 pmOMG SHOW WTF.
- 8 comments
10:08 pmI'm gonna melt.
- 4 comments
11:05 pmYes, please!
- 2 comments
- 28th
- 06:24 am
For some reason I woke up thinking about this.
- 15 comments
07:52 amIs it wrong ...
- 1 comment
08:34 amThis is my new favorite thing.
- 4 comments
03:44 pmI say now as a liberal Pennsylvanian ...
- 5 comments
06:23 pmYou'll all feel better in a minute.
- 7 comments
06:51 pmI'm a worker bee!
- 2 comments
08:59 pmI would watch this movie all day long on opening day.
- 5 comments
09:45 pmI am making myself paranoid.
- 36 comments
- 29th
- 12:09 am
More than good enough.
07:53 amGOOD.
- 13 comments
09:58 amGood morning!
- 14 comments
11:49 amOur president is adorable.
- 12 comments
07:27 pmWhy, hello, mojo, where the hell have you been for the past month?
- 4 comments
09:31 pmMmmmm.
- 6 comments
10:01 pmMake Me A Supermodel
- 25 comments
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- 30th
- 12:46 am
For the record ...
- 2 comments
11:06 amI want to go out drinking with the Prophet Chuck.
01:00 pmThat's odd.
- 6 comments
03:16 pmHi ho, hi ho, something something dwarves ...
- 1 comment
07:57 pmApparently if I'm patient enough I can find a video about any disaster online.
- 4 comments
09:17 pmHeh.
- 15 comments
10:17 pmOh!
- 3 comments
11:58 pmYuck.