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- 1st
- 12:57 am
July fic roundup
- 4 comments
02:35 am"It looks like it would be soft and like it would smell like Febreze." AKA -- GIP!
03:11 pmYeah, I'm still making PR icons. Sue me. That dress is fucking hot.
- 11 comments
06:12 pmFic: Down The Line From Nowhere (Supernatural)
- 29 comments
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- 2nd
- 12:29 am
Remember, kids, there's no such thing as global warming.
- 8 comments
11:49 amHe can walk and chew gum at the same time, too.
- 24 comments
04:07 pmIf Michael Jordan gets in my way, I am so freaking screwed.
- 4 comments
08:46 pmI wonder what my melting point is. And if I should have an ice cube tray handy.
- 6 comments
10:10 pmScream like you mean it.
- 27 comments
- 3rd
- 12:58 am
GODDAMN IT.
- 22 comments
06:46 amBlaaaaaaaargh.
- 7 comments
08:53 amOh, for fuck's sake.
- 31 comments
01:21 pmI pimp the kind of hardcore crack you can only pimp to your friends if they can spell "poltergeist."
- 12 comments
- 4th
- 06:42 am
Fine, I'll tell you where the microfilm is, but you'll never find out the location of the treasure!
- 5 comments
01:06 pmFic: Real Men Don't Make Cheesecake (Supernatural)
- 162 comments
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04:22 pmThree words -- Buffalo chicken pierogies.
- 14 comments
- 5th
- 11:49 am
Maybe it would be better if I just popped it out of its socket like the arm of a Barbie doll.
- 6 comments
04:10 pmOoo, now I totally want to go to Borders and read SPN porn in the cafe.
- 6 comments
07:44 pmReason #435,601 why my family is awesome.
- 7 comments
- 6th
- 05:15 pm
And yet I keep doing it, because I am above all else an utter dumbass.
- 6 comments
- 7th
- 12:41 pm
I seem to have a thing for designers who randomly drop the word "motherfucking" into sentences.
- 10 comments
03:50 pmI'm old compared to everybody younger than me.
- 15 comments
10:17 pmOh, I almost forgot.
- 23 comments
- 8th
- 10:24 am
(no subject)
- 10 comments
11:32 amBraaaaaains. Neeeeed braaaaaains.
- 57 comments
03:26 pmIf teenagers can go school shopping, so can I, and for a quarter of what they're spending.
- 10 comments
06:36 pm"Heroes" pilot
- 21 comments
08:28 pmOf course, this all depends on me getting the synopsis done tonight. WHICH I WILL.
- 8 comments
10:50 pmDear NBC, please keep this on for ten years like with ER.
- 25 comments
- 9th
- 12:23 pm
Cain and Abel are proof God's a Sam/Dean shipper. (Hey, you never know.)
- 7 comments
09:26 pmSomebody do my laundry for me.
- 5 comments
10:56 pmThis season is a sign that some reality shows learn from their previous season's mistakes.
- 23 comments
11:56 pmGIP!
- 16 comments
- 10th
- 10:19 am
If you'd stop being assy, we'd stop wanting to punch you in the face. You know how it is.
- 13 comments
11:09 amWetnaps. Lots and lots of wetnaps.
- 2 comments
12:11 pmOh, for fuck's sake.
- 27 comments
06:17 pmHey, I know what that is. It's that thing that people at banks laugh at me for applying to get.
- 11 comments
08:05 pmThat annoying blond chick with the glasses on "I Love the ..." looks a LOT like my cousin.
- 26 comments
10:37 pmI honestly have no idea where this thought came from.
- 9 comments
- 11th
- 11:45 am
Now I just picture Jeffrey digging through my clothes and weeping in horror.
- 9 comments
- 12th
- 11:59 am
*throttles*
- 5 comments
04:31 pmThis butterfly chair should be marketed to insomniacs.
- 11 comments
- 13th
- 06:48 am
Troll Princess: Turning procrastination into a fine art since 1977.
- 5 comments
03:11 pmMy brain is filled with crackfic. It's like my brain's swimming in a pool of maple syrup.
- 39 comments
08:01 pmIt's not a pet peeve. That sounds worse than it is.
- 35 comments
- 14th
- 06:56 am
I'm going to get him a teeny tiny nametag. "Hello, my name is Bruce."
- 35 comments
02:19 pmHi, I'm MacGyver, and this is my trusty steed.
- 6 comments
- 15th
- 08:50 pm
Mega Disasters is about a new ice age. LIKE IN MY BRAIN.
- 2 comments
10:05 pmAh, my favorite creative exercise. *snuggles*
- 28 comments
11:14 pm"This is just another way to nail a pimp."
- 20 comments
- 16th
- 11:22 am
Chai defeats writer's block. Honest.
06:20 pmHey, I'll take what I can get, all right?
- 2 comments
08:01 pmNow the people at the electric company will know I'm a geek.
- 12 comments
10:27 pmFic. It tastes like chicken. Mmmmmm.
- 1 comment
11:01 pmThe producers need to invest in muzzles.
- 43 comments
- 17th
- 01:16 am
I both love and hate my brain.
- 17 comments
10:27 amNo, thanks, I'll just be lazy instead.
- 8 comments
02:28 pmHuh. How 'bout that?
- 2 comments
03:15 pmI'm not going to cry ... yet.
- 19 comments
04:43 pm*whimpers some more* It's so quiet.
- 63 comments
08:19 pmGIP!
- 5 comments
10:37 pmSpotted on IMDB ...
- 14 comments
- 18th
- 03:33 pm
I have seen nirvana, and it has MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES on it.
- 7 comments
07:32 pmThis may make me dig out my screenwriting program.
- 6 comments
- 19th
- 12:06 am
The things I'm wasting brain cells on.
- 8 comments
12:57 amFic: Sudoku (Supernatural)
- 41 comments
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- 20th
- 06:47 am
There's only one man whose ass I want to see, and guess what? You're not him.
- 5 comments
05:08 pmTroll Princess's rule of writing fanfic
- 6 comments
- 21st
- 01:58 pm
Not the best alarm clock in the world, but I'll take it today.
- 14 comments
- 22nd
- 01:43 am
I WIN.
- 2 comments
01:56 pmAnd what makes it even worse is that the fucking website turns the pages for you.
- 21 comments
04:29 pmToday's unpopular fannish opinion.
- 53 comments
05:16 pmFic: The Days Don't End Here, My Friend (Supernatural)
- 98 comments
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- 23rd
- 01:50 pm
I need a haircut like crazy because my split ends are mentally unstable.
- 2 comments
04:46 pmUm, EW.
- 9 comments
10:28 pmI was going to wait until the end of the episode, but fuck it.
- 29 comments
- 24th
- 03:05 am
If my kidney was 40 gigs, then maybe I wouldn't be thinking about selling it on the black market.
- 9 comments
04:08 pmGIP!
- 14 comments
- 25th
- 01:09 am
Okay, yeah, Pluto's not a planet anymore, but is it still a dog?
- 15 comments
10:50 amI'm a practicing alcoholic. I keep practicing, I'll make a damn fine alcoholic.
- 13 comments
02:28 pmA meme, just for the hell of it.
- 28 comments
04:13 pmFriends don't let friends write fanfic and try to start a writing career at the same time.
- 3 comments
05:08 pmWhat's got two thumbs and just finished her synopsis?
- 7 comments
08:03 pmFive whatevers, part one
- 14 comments
- 26th
- 01:16 pm
Five things, part two
- 9 comments
04:23 pmWhy the hell am I watching "Star Trek 2.0"?
- 7 comments
- 27th
- 01:33 pm
I can remember dressing like that, and it scares the hell out of me.
- 6 comments
03:37 pmFic: Turn The Page (Supernatural)
- 104 comments
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- 28th
- 02:55 pm
Five days of debauchery and wicked -- oh, hell, we all know I'm just going to OD on fanfic writing.
- 12 comments
04:46 pmJust in case I burst into tears, you'll know why.
- 12 comments
- 29th
- 03:48 pm
Gleeeeeeeeeeeee.
- 7 comments
05:23 pmI'm supposed to be driving to work right now, and yet.
- 6 comments
- 30th
- 03:43 pm
My handheld Sudoku game and I are in LURVE. *snuggles it*
- 15 comments
05:02 pmI <3 political mudslinging ads.
- 5 comments
- 31st
- 07:18 am
I am a dumbass, and this is how you can tell.
- 12 comments
02:59 pmDogpile on the LJ! Dogpile on the LJ!
- 11 comments
06:04 pmGIP!
- 9 comments
09:20 pmLike I can pick up anything this far out in the middle of Bumfuck anyway.
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